Beppo commented on Lifetime's 'Untitled Fat Friends Project' Needs A Title!

""(Size) 27 Dresses" -- Hahahahaha!!!!"

Beppo commented on I Can't Believe I Gave Brody Jenner My Phone Number

"Nice scarf."

Beppo commented on Wendy Williams' Advice to a Recovering Christina Applegate: Dump Jennifer Aniston

"She makes Tyra's wigs look natural."

Beppo commented on Of Douches, Depp and Drug Stores

"They're hard-asses at Rite Aid, Molls."

Beppo commented on These Kids Would Love To Know Where 'The Dark Knight' Got Such Wonderful Toys

""...like me!" -- I laughed out loud."

Beppo commented on What Would You Do If Molls Sang Out Of Tune?

"Winnie would want you to be strong, Molls."

Beppo commented on Susie Feldman, You're Gonna Get Yours

"Suck on that, Susie!"

Beppo commented on Lindsay Lohan To Plan Elaborate Gay Wedding, Divorce?

"I can't feel anything re The Lohans."

Beppo commented on BREAKING! This just in from

"Krusty the Clown has those shoes in red."

Beppo commented on Discuss: Charlie Sheen Makes $800,000 Per Episode of 'Two and a Half Men'

"Having nasal-monotone speech and wearing a bad wig really pays off."

Beppo commented on Which Corey Would You Rather Be?

"Molly -- Nothing about Susie?"

Beppo commented on Chosen Two Outed As Test Tube Babies

"@Old No.7: They're not married, which makes it more egregious."

Beppo commented on All Foxy Vampire Roads Lead Back To Countess Angelina's Castle

""...sunlight-resistant Diablo Cody ..." - Ha!"

Beppo commented on Painful Admissions: Without Hooker Heels And Make-Up, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still A Knockout

""..."

Beppo commented on You Trying To Look Up My Skirt?

"My granny flies 'Gaudy Class', too."

Beppo commented on Jennifer Lopez's Twins Ordered Never To Wear Same Outfit Twice (And Why J. Lo Shouldn't, Either)

"Relax, I'm sure she'll let them wear Marc's hand-me-downs."

Beppo commented on The Chosen Two Cometh! World Gets on With Life Without Pregnant Brangelina

"The kids will go home to shiny, dangerous cribs, while Angelina will pretend to relax on that slab Brad calls a couch."

Beppo commented on Miley Cyrus Already Referring To Herself In The Third Person

"@Old No.7: "Now, who do I have to blow around here to get a star on the door?" If it's Seth, I should have a fucking galaxy by now."