Benovite commented on Now, Maybe My Parents Will Finally Pay Attention To Me, at 2:04 PM on May 21 //gruff voice "Yeah I gotta tit. more »

Benovite commented on Harrison Ford And The Kingdom Of The Crystallized Chest Wax, at 1:47 PM on May 21 el smrtmnky ftw more »

Benovite commented on Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Made Husband And Wife, at 1:42 PM on May 21 The first word that pops into my head is "vacunt". more »

Benovite commented on Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Made Husband And Wife, at 11:17 AM on May 21 She's a lowrider magazine cover model escapee. more »

Benovite commented on Today in Cannes Hell: Spike Lee vs. The World, 'Che' Unveiled and Mouthbreathing Over Penelope Cruz, at 11:12 AM on May 21 Spike Lee: Making documentaries about Michael Jordan since 1981. more »

Benovite commented on Harrison Ford And The Kingdom Of The Crystallized Chest Wax, at 11:05 AM on May 21 Yep, that'll get the message across, clear as a bell and with immediate action. more »

Benovite commented on She Just Keeps On Getting Bigger and Bigger, at 11:00 AM on May 21 She is so smuggling French kids in there. more »

Benovite commented on Orlando-based pop svengali, at 10:55 AM on May 21 The Bendover Boyz more »

Benovite commented on Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence, at 10:46 AM on May 21 I have a theory that people like Scarf Johansson and Liv Tyre are shoving cocaine in the wrong orifices. more »

Benovite commented on Hang Up Your Chick Habit, at 10:43 AM on May 21 Molly McAleer: Master of Time and MySpace more »

Benovite commented on Hang Up Your Chick Habit, at 8:23 AM on May 21 That was cool. more »

Benovite commented on Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence, at 8:17 AM on May 21 What happened to Scarlett Johansson? more »

Benovite commented on Angry Message Board Rant Accuses Billy Bob Thornton Of Cyberstalking And Cocaine Abuse, at 8:13 AM on May 21 tl;dr more »

Benovite commented on Kevin Spacey: Jamba Jerk, at 8:12 AM on May 21 Spacey should begin a new series of Jamba art because the aftermath looked sorta Pollocky to me. more »

Benovite commented on Usher Is Definitely Not Our Boo, at 8:03 AM on May 21 @yvonnjanae: And we get that you have no idea what hip hop is. more »

Benovite commented on IndyMania Continues with Gay Rabbis and Dangerous Furniture Adventures, at 1:51 PM on May 20 I keep forgetting Brokeback Mountain was a remake. more »

Benovite commented on Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!, at 1:40 PM on May 20 @Al_Pastor: This is my most recent picture.[i32.tinypic.com] more »

Benovite commented on When Douglas Met Molly, at 10:28 AM on May 20 Molly I'm creating a new installation at the Magiquarium gallery on Melrose in your honor. more »