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Benovite on May 7, 2008
I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular
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Benovite commented on Now, Maybe My Parents Will Finally Pay Attention To Me, at 2:04 PM on May 21
//gruff voice "Yeah I gotta tit.
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Benovite commented on Harrison Ford And The Kingdom Of The Crystallized Chest Wax, at 1:47 PM on May 21
el smrtmnky ftw
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Benovite commented on Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Made Husband And Wife, at 1:42 PM on May 21
The first word that pops into my head is "vacunt".
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Benovite commented on Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Made Husband And Wife, at 11:17 AM on May 21
She's a lowrider magazine cover model escapee.
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Benovite commented on Today in Cannes Hell: Spike Lee vs. The World, 'Che' Unveiled and Mouthbreathing Over Penelope Cruz, at 11:12 AM on May 21
Spike Lee: Making documentaries about Michael Jordan since 1981.
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Benovite commented on Harrison Ford And The Kingdom Of The Crystallized Chest Wax, at 11:05 AM on May 21
Yep, that'll get the message across, clear as a bell and with immediate action.
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Benovite commented on She Just Keeps On Getting Bigger and Bigger, at 11:00 AM on May 21
She is so smuggling French kids in there.
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Benovite commented on Orlando-based pop svengali, at 10:55 AM on May 21
The Bendover Boyz
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Benovite commented on Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence, at 10:46 AM on May 21
I have a theory that people like Scarf Johansson and Liv Tyre are shoving cocaine in the wrong orifices.
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Benovite commented on Hang Up Your Chick Habit, at 10:43 AM on May 21
Molly McAleer: Master of Time and MySpace
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Benovite commented on Hang Up Your Chick Habit, at 8:23 AM on May 21
That was cool.
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Benovite commented on Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence, at 8:17 AM on May 21
What happened to Scarlett Johansson?
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Benovite commented on Angry Message Board Rant Accuses Billy Bob Thornton Of Cyberstalking And Cocaine Abuse, at 8:13 AM on May 21
tl;dr
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Benovite commented on Kevin Spacey: Jamba Jerk, at 8:12 AM on May 21
Spacey should begin a new series of Jamba art because the aftermath looked sorta Pollocky to me.
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Benovite commented on Usher Is Definitely Not Our Boo, at 8:03 AM on May 21
@yvonnjanae: And we get that you have no idea what hip hop is.
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Benovite commented on IndyMania Continues with Gay Rabbis and Dangerous Furniture Adventures, at 1:51 PM on May 20
I keep forgetting Brokeback Mountain was a remake.
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Benovite commented on Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!, at 1:40 PM on May 20
@Al_Pastor: This is my most recent picture.[i32.tinypic.com]
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Benovite commented on When Douglas Met Molly, at 10:28 AM on May 20
Molly I'm creating a new installation at the Magiquarium gallery on Melrose in your honor.
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