BabylonSister commented on 10 Ways 'Meet The Spartans' Can Achieve 'Epic Movie' Greatness

"@mesousa: "Progress" is not including the word "Movie" in the title?"

BabylonSister commented on Julia Louis-Dreyfus Recalls Being Upstaged By Better Dressed, Weepy Eva Longoria During 'Housewives' Picketing

"Since I am a retard, I have to ask for real -- seriously, is Julia one of THOSE Dreyfuses?"

BabylonSister commented on Always eager to oblige a

"I was mistaken before about who was posting what."

BabylonSister commented on Second Exclusive Claims Insider Knowledge Of Angelina Jolie's Super-Secret Twins Pregnancy

"Gog and Magog."

BabylonSister commented on Janice Dickinson's Bulging '90s Physique Has Nothing To Do With Me, Insists Sylvester Stallone

"They're both utterly charming, but I'd have to say the "please leave the earth now" derby is won by the girlfriend beater."

BabylonSister commented on Awards-Crazy Oprah Declares Casey Affleck Her Favorite Oscar-Nominated Thing

"@nojo: Once more, hear, hear!"

BabylonSister commented on Nicolas Cage Is Many Things, Kathleen Turner, But A Drunk-Driving Chihuahua-Swiper Is Not One Of Them

"@nojo: Assume the position!"

BabylonSister commented on 'Moment of Truth' Hitmaker Darnell Drinks The Tears Of Outraged Critics, Pledges Show Will Eventually Deliver On End-Of-Western-Civilization Promise

"@nojo: Hear, hear!"

BabylonSister commented on Though widely vilified by

"So which came first, this strategy used on gorillas, or this strategy used on unions?"

BabylonSister commented on The Tale of the Kidman/Cruise/McGregor Placenta: Sex, Lies and 'Skanky Pants'

"@Trixie from Toronto: I'm crushed to hear this."

BabylonSister commented on The Tale of the Kidman/Cruise/McGregor Placenta: Sex, Lies and 'Skanky Pants'

"@CamilleR: I have to agree with this."

BabylonSister commented on Frantic Masseuse Tells NYPD That Mary-Kate Olsen and Heath Were in 'Mutual Relationship'

"The New York Times is reporting the same information as above, just not the "mutual" quote, so I have to say this is not looking "sensational." Also, the police have officially stated there were no illegal drugs found, and that "rolled-up $20 bill" had no drug residue, either."

BabylonSister commented on No Lives Destroyed On Disappointing 'Moment of Truth' Premiere

"@eXXX: Quick!"

BabylonSister commented on The Tale of the Kidman/Cruise/McGregor Placenta: Sex, Lies and 'Skanky Pants'

"Finally, she manages [to conceive], ...because finally she manages to sleep with a straight, fertile man, such as Keith Urban?"

BabylonSister commented on In an attempt to put an

"I'd say more air-brushing than surgery is present in this picture."

BabylonSister commented on Nicole Kidman, Placenta Hijacker?

"If any of this crap were true, this would be the most valuable preserved human effluvia since Monica Lewinsky decided not to dry clean her blue dress. But if I understood high school biology correctly...the placenta is a layer of cells that grows on the surface of the uterus to nourish the growing fetus."

BabylonSister commented on 'Let My Writers Go,' Sings A Heartsick Stephen Colbert

"Let's also salute Andrew Young for joining in -- let's see Bolton or Negroponte be that cool!"

BabylonSister commented on Clay Aiken Inspires The Ladies Of 'The View' To Get Off Of The Couch And Onto Their Knees

"How can any gay man go out in public with his hair looking like that?"