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The View
Barbara Walters's Passive-Aggressive Streak Now Just Aggressive-Aggressive
Today, an insane Barbara Walters gave us the clip that will be played on the news in slow-motion when she finally uses her costume jewelry to garrote Elisabeth Hasselbeck. More »
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Comment by Victor Ward: Wow, Babs. That was the best impression of my Grandma I've ever seen. more » | Other threads
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Real world brooklyn
'Real World: Brooklyn' Addresses Every Letter Of The LGBT Alphabet
You knew this, but there's a shitload of Queer in the real world: Gays, Protogays, Ex-Gays, Don't Ask Don't Tells, and M2Fs have all been accounted for in MTV's Real World: Brooklyn. More »
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Comment by icallthebigonebitey: Ryan is going to FREAK when he hears the vacation destination this year is Thailand. more » | Other threads
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Defamer Interviews
DEFAMER EXCLUSIVE: Lisa Rinna Reveals 'Joey Fatone And I Have The Best Tits On The Red Carpet!'
Richard Simmons' scissor sister Lisa Rinna knows you have multiple red carpet options this awards season, but she's hoping you'll choose TV Guide Network, where she and bearish boyband survivor Joey Fatone will preside.
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Awards
David Fincher, Christopher Nolan Lead Usual Suspects in 2008 DGA Nominations
The Directors Guild of America this morning announced its nominations for last year's outstanding achievement in directing. Big names — and few surprises — after the jump.. More » -
Critics
Indian Baseball Prodigies Offer Keenly Acute Film Criticism
The Million Dollar Arm was a contest launched in India a couple years ago that attempted to find the country's fastest pitcher and get him into the Major Leagues—sort of Bull Durham meets Slumdog Millionaire. More » -
Love
Lesbiyenta Ellen DeGeneres Determined To Marry Away Anne Hathaway
Not again! After her matchmaking attempts with Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston, and Ryan Seacrest produced no sparks, Ellen DeGeneres has plunged her knitting needles into Anne Hathaway (whose current boyfriend is not famous enough). More »
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Comment by Old No.7: This post is worthless without sideboob (Anne's, not Ellen's). 1 Responses | Other threads
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Year in Review
Celebrate Our Winners! The 2008 Top 10 of Top 10 Lists, Part II
Believe it or not, there are five critics whose year-end Top 10 lists are even more mystifying, patience-testing and all-around terrible than those five awarded here yesterday. And the Listys go to...
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Comment by Tiger_Tanaka: Jesus. An English degree has got to be used for something, I guess. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Awards
Something Called 'People's Choice Awards' Praises 'Dark Knight,' '27 Dresses'
A mysterious show known as the 2008 People's Choice Awards was broadcast Wednesday on CBS, selecting The Dark Knight, 27 Dresses, Will Smith, Reese Witherspoon and others among its many honorees. More » - Yesterday - January 7, 2009
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Short Ends
Armed and Bagelicious
· Two guys disguised themselves as Hasids and stole $4 million in diamonds from a 47th St. wholesaler. Also stolen: Snatch's plot. It's all really a testament to how natural-looking synthetic payos have become. More » -
Feuds
Hathaway Vs. Obama: It's On
Just before Anne Hathaway received Mary Hart's advice to shut up and bleach, the actress was on the Palm Springs red carpet with stern words for onetime paramour Barack Obama. More »
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Comment by Calraigh: I'd like her to explain why she's made 2 movies about weddings back to back and is lined up to... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Vacation Photos
You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!
Because you've been good, we thought we'd throw your way a skin-heavy gallery of comedy giants Steve Martin and Martin Short in the St. Barts surf. Take that, Kim Zolciak! No, but seriously—enjoy. More » -
Banyan, Baader-Meinhoff, Lucent Dossier
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Deals
Lengthy New Deal Requires Referral to Brad Grey as 'Pope Ceo II'
Hooray! Brad Grey will be at Paramount at least as long as his immediate predecessors, with a reported new contract extending his leadership through 2014. More »
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Comment by Kitten_Witawip: What makes you think having a contract means he is going to be around for the duration of the term... more » | Other threads
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Celeb Jurisprudence
'Barbara Hershey Is A Witch' Excuse Fails To Convince At Naveen Andrews Trial
As Sayid on Lost, Naveen Andrews usually leaves nutty paranormal theories behind when he heads for the mainland. During a custody case in Los Angeles today, though, he had to deal with a whopper. More »
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Comment by dollywould: Hmmm... haven't Naveen and Barbara been together longer than three years? Was this just a boozy mistake by Naveen one 3 Responses | Other threads
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Watch, TiVo, Kill
Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating Cancer-Battlers
Patrick Swayze's struggle with cancer made us uncharacteristically sad today, as we realized that watching Road House might someday be a bittersweet experience. If Swayze can keep a brave face, then we can, too. More » -
mickey rourke
With Addition Of 'Iron Man 2,' Mickey Rourke Now In Everything
Mickey Rourke isn't waiting until Oscar night—and the promise of shiny gold hardware he can drunkenly threaten to sodomize Sean Penn with at the Governor's Ball—to start capitalizing on his newfound Hollywood clout.
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Comment by DrFeelgood: He's the best. Like Eric Roberts, former pretty boys make the best middle aged character actors (if they have the goods). Glad... more » | Other threads
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Awards
Pressured Miramax Retracts 'Doubt' Pseudoblurb
Miramax may be starving for an Oscar repeat for 2008, but apparently not enough to mix their meats at the Oscar-season blurb buffet. More » -
Sushigate
Piven Could Be Forced To Pay 'Plow' Producers Under 'Liar Liar Pants On Fire' Statute
Though Jeremy Piven's ungraceful, sushi-related exit from Speed-the-Plow has at least secured him future savings on his Matsuhisa tab, he may part with that extra cash if the play's backers have their (angry) say. More »
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Comment by AuntPenny: Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket....dum dee dum dee dee....however that song goes. more » | Other threads
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Josh Brolin
Some of Josh Brolin's Best Friends Are Assholes
A day after clearing his name in Shreveport and clearing his throat in New York, Josh Brolin wants to clear the air about where he stands with "asshole" former co-star Russell Crowe. More »
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Comment by academyscreamer: Actors, like children in this and many other ways, should not be allowed to talk to strangers. That's why... more » | Other threads
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Awards
Dakota Fanning is the New Black
Among perennial nominees Tyler Perry, Will Smith and Queen Latifah, a flaxen-haired young star has emerged to stake her claim to NAACP Image Awards legend.
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Comment by topsy: Every once in a while the Image Award nominates a white performer. Sort of along the lines of how... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Trade Roundup
World War 'Watchmen' Approaches D-Day
· Both sides in World War Watchmen, the WB Allies and the evil Fox Axis, have agreed to forego a jury trial. January 20, a federal judge decides the fate of the completed film. More » -
Snubs
WGA Noms 'Burn' Charlie Kaufman and Jenny Lumet
As shocked as we were by The Spirit being shut out of the Razzies, we're a little more surprised to see two of Hollywood's most high-profile writers snubbed in today's WGA nominations. More »
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Comment by Juancho: You have to put me in the "hate it" vs. the love-it camp for Synechdoche, NY. It felt like 2... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Year in Review
Critics Gone Wild: The Top 10 of Top 10 Lists of 2008, Part I
The Top 10 mania that grips year-end film culture provides some of the most vulgar oversimplifications, abstractions, nonsense, critical self-regard and hype known to man. We've read the worst so you don't have to.
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Comment by Ed Gonzalez: Aaron: If my repeated inclusion in STV's "Top 10 of Top 10 Lists" columns does not insult me, it's because... more » | Other threads
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The View
Barbara Walters: Elisabeth Hasselbeck 'Isn't NECESSARILY a Bonehead'
Barbara Walters is just letting her passive-aggressive flag fly these days on The View, garnishing nearly every "Hot Topics" segment with a cruel, cutting barb that her dunderheaded cohosts are powerless to rebut. More »
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Comment by dreamwoman: barbara's behaving like the mean kid in the playground who says horrible things, but they're the largest kid in class,... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway's Impressive Vocabulary Confuses 'ET' Anchor
Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart has just about had it with these smarty-pants actresses like Anne Hathaway. Whatever happened to your Loni Andersons? Your Lydia Cornells? Your Barbi Twins? More »
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Comment by scroll_lock: Meanwhile, John Tesh is furiously playing his organ at the sight of sideboob.... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson Could Have Just Six Months To Live
The ongoing liquidation of Michael Jackson's estate may have less to do with bailing himself out of financial ruin than it does securing something for his kids before he moonshuffles off this mortal coil.
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Comment by kookla: Meanwhile, I can't even get my doctor to prescribe me Tylenol with Codeine. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Tron
Disney Casts Lead in Insanely Overbudgeted 'Tron' Sequel
After flirting with actors like Ryan Gosling and Chris Pine, Disney has cast Four Brothers star Garrett Hedlund as the lead in Tron, the sequel to...Tron. More »
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Comment by Colander: Kyle, I can't see his abs in this picture... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Sylvester Stallone
Wherein We Muster Cautious Optimism For Sylvester Stallone's Next Film
Mickey Rourke has signed on for Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables, joining Jason Statham, Jet Li, Forest Whitaker and (ahem) Dolph Lundgren in a testosterrific tough-guy ensemble. Which leads us to ask: Can this possibly suck?
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Comment by fractal_elves: No this cannot suck. Is this gonna be the all-male Kill Bill or what? Seriously, all's missing is Arnold and 3 Responses | Other threads
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