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Willie Nelson's Concert Rider Calls For Three Hundred Pounds Of Doritos And No Fewer Than Ten Blacklight Posters For His Dressing Room

Because we realize that you probably need some help coming down from the unparalleled rush resulting from looking at an image of Steve-O's penis finally being put to a biologically sound purpose, we're happy to pass along this photo from the Blooming Ideas blog, depicting the stash that Louisiana cops confiscated from country legend Willie Nelson earlier this week, which included a pound and a half of pot and three ounces of psilocibin mushrooms. Unfortunately, no crack was found at the scene, demonstrating once again that even the most dedicated of famous, recreational drug users have a lot to learn from television showrunners.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Willie Nelson's stash [Blooming Ideas]

10:21 AM on Fri Sep 22 2006
By Mark
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impalpable observer at 10:52 AM on 09/22/06
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You just know those cops are selling dime bags of Willie's weed for $100 a pop.
RobotsonCasiotones at 03:25 PM on 09/22/06
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everybody in the world needs to download the toby keith song "i'll never smoke weed with willie again". it makes me ridiculously happy.

that said, i sure wish i had the ends to have a pound and a half at a time. i feel like a baller when i acquire an oz.
konawahine at 07:46 PM on 09/22/06
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"The 73-year-old Nelson was charged with possession of both substances as were his older sister Bobbie Nelson, 75"

boy their parents are going to be pissed!
Xenu at 06:44 AM on 09/23/06
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I have to freebase superglue just to get through my holiday visits to Loserana. I feel Willie's pain.