Defamer
In fairness to Whitney Houston, if our sister-in-law had sold a picture to the National Enquirer of our bathroom before we had a chance to tidy up the freebasing paraphernalia, celebrity glossies, screwdrivers, empty Budweiser cans and Newport packs, you might well jump to the conclusion that we're a bunch of bottomed-out crack whores, too. (You'd be right, but one can never assume.) Tina Brown, Bobby's sister, tells the Enquirer she was Whitney's "drug buddy" for months, but their Thelma & Louise-on-crack adventures started to wear thin once Whitney started spending "days locked in her bathroom amidst piles of garbage, using sex toys to satisfy herself and ignoring personal hygiene." Poor Bobby: Everything we saw of him in Being Bobby Brown indicated the guy's just trying his hardest to be a good dad, a task not made any easier when you're required to explain to your kids that mommy missed their birthday dinner because she had an "important appointment with Dr. Spoon and Prof. Needles."
- INSIDE WHITNEY'S DRUG DEN! [National Enquirer via Gawker]
- Previously: Whitney Houston: "I Will Always Love Blow" [Defamer]
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Oh Whitney, whatever happened to "I make too much money to use crack. Crack is whack..."
That place'd fit right in on Yucca Street.
Yep, Whitney's drug use would be so much less worrysome if she had just used a little Comet on the sink.
Is it really crack? To me it just looks like a moldy bowl of cereal. Poor Whitney...where is the girl who danced in a multi-colored tube-top and wanted "...somebody who loves me." Too bad that person is wrothless Bobby-fucking-Brown. Can no one save this woman?!!
Stop the presses! Whitney and Bobby are on crack? First Kate Moss and now this. I am shocked. seriously, not that Whitney is a saint, but could it be MORE of a crackhead move for the sister in law to sell a photo of Whitney's bathroom to the Enquirer? (I'm sure *she* won't be using the money for, say, crack!)
This photo is a perfect example of why it is so important to clean up right after you smoke your crack. Otherwise, the crack mess just piles up and you procrastinate and then you smoke crack again and make even more of a mess and before you know it, you have drug paraphanalia and beer cans everywhere and straightening up can just seem so overwhelming. If the Crack Ho Best Friend/Sister-in-Law had just lifted her lazy little finger and pitched in to help out, instead of taking pictures and selling them to her contact at the Enquirer, this never would have happened. But, that is exactly why one should never choose A Family Member With A Phone Camera as one's Crack Ho Best Friend.
Newports?!?! oh, whitney, whitney, whitney. you must really hit rock bottom, sweetie. as for using a little Comet, she probably snorted that stuff along with the talcum powder and the crushed up Mentos from the bottom of her purse.
It's a slippery slope, like TheDailyRandi said. PLUS, if you clean up, you might accidentally sponge away excess rocks and then you have nothing to hunt for when you're jonesing for one more hit and your dealer won't answer his cell phone.
This shocking scene of sleazy mayhem is damning proof of Whitney Houston's tragic addiction... And her sister-in-law's shameless effort to profit from what is sure to be Whitney's most extensive international embarrassment since she last appeared in Being Bobby Brown. Poor thing.
Another example of the Enquirer taking the high road.
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