· Displaced celebrity refugees will soon be seen wandering the streets, confused and afraid, as the Roosevelt Hotel buys out Amanda Scheer Demme's contract, shutting down Teddy's and the Trop.
· Stacey Snider is finally free to head over to DreamWorks.
· The Pellicanist: Could Bert Fields stubborn Pellicano-stink be driving his co-workers elsewhere?
· George Clooney has a plan to foil those rascally no-goodniks at Gawker.
· When Mitch Hurwitz says Arrested Development's over, it's over. Sort of.
· A stuntman sues Mission: Impossible 3 for being burned so severely, he can no longer sleep with his wife. We're sure M:i:III star Tom Cruise can totally empathize.
· Star Jones wants everyone to know that that desperate call to 911 as she almost bled to death was really no biggie.
· Because Crash winning Best Picture wasn't bad enough, we now have "Crash Day."
· Santino Rice is a yard sale-having dreamboat!
· Matt LeBlanc to re-team with Matthew Perry in no-camera reality show about two ex-sitcom stars hitting LA's club scene looking to get laid.
· GLAAD gives its trophy to the gay cowboys.
· Happy Birthday, Brett. May all your Broadway dreams come true.
· Wouldn't it be fun to see the Arquettes show up wasted and get into a violent melee at the podium?
· Aw, don't worry Whitney. A little Comet will get that right off.
· Now we know what that huge protest march was all about.
· Ryan Seacrest makes out with Teri Hatcher's nostril.
· Paula Abdul's not going anywhere. (And not just 'cause she's drugged unconscious.)