· Sanjaya: The moment of truth. The fallout. Mr. Malakar goes to Washington. This makes up for the Gere thing. The entourage-equipped Fox meeting!
· Missing family phone time really sticks in Alec Baldwin's craw. But he can explain.
· Larrylynn glows on the cover of OK!
· Richard Gere gets a mouthful of Bollybabe, infuriating the masses.
· Career masochist Leslie Sloane Zelnick ads Britney Spears to her roster.
· From here on out, "LaBeouf. Is." will precede every single-monicker action hero movie title.
· Sahara writes off $833,923 for Matthew McConaughey's hallucinatory "perks."
· Pope Jake the Hottie addresses his worshippers.
· Ed Norton is ready for some superhero money.
· "Make it a Campari and so-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-da."
· T.R. Knight still putting the pieces back together, while Isaiah Washington moves forward, one molested-priest project at a time.
· Some may call it nepotism. We just call it one hilariously foul-mouthed baby.
· Frank Darabont is pretty sure George Lucas has psychological problems.
· Phil Spector's prospective jury pool warned to leave their headshots at home, think the guy's guilty.
· The Birds: A message movie.