· It's not like she's really leaving! She's coming back to do one-hour specials on autism and depression and child abuse and stuff! Maybe we're just in denial.
· Trouble at the Baldwins': 8½ leaks. Parting ways with CAA. The Dora connection. NBC stands by their embattled series lynchpin. Opening up on The View.
· Jack Valenti dies.
· SpectorWatch: They had murder on their minds!
· Agencies jockey for space around Century City food court's In-N-Out Baby.
· Ivy League Ice Cream Day at ABC.
· Val Kilmer's bowel-voiding needs met on set of Echo Park movie shoot.
· What really went down with Heroes' gay-seeming non-gay.
· What really went down with American Idol's gay-seeming non-gay.
· "Yo— Fox Earth Day: Suck my tailpipe."
· Brett Ratner available to judge your parody and sincere filmmaking efforts.
· Joe Francis has 35 days to think about what it is he's done.
· "I'm not drinking any fucking Merlot, y'all!"
· And finally: Hawking flies.