· Britney Spears nods off into the New Year, but promises her fans that bigger, vagina-ier things are coming. Adriaaaan!
· Lindsay Lohan's appendix isn't adequite.
· The SAG nominees, and your one-stop, lesser awards shopping.
· Indiana Jones and the Assisted Living Community of Doom is finally a go.
· PGA rules mean Brad Grey's extra-curricular activities might keep him off any too-high podiums this awards season.
· Vanessa Minnillo's solid fucking gold New Year's performance was five seconds too soon.
· Counting backwards with Tara Reid on New Year's Eve is likely to give you some fuzzy math.
· Justin Timberlake and his box-contents need some space.
· Megan Mullally joins Tony Danza in failed former sitcom star talk show heaven.
· Sandy Cohen, we think we'll miss you most of all.
· Courtney Love pledges to have the giant "WELCOME" tattoo across her torso removed in 2007.