Defamer
Fark ran a Photoshop contest to find a fresh celebrity face for next year's gubernatorial race, but after seeing this poster, we think we have a frontrunner. California needs a man of unshakeable faith, a man who'll stand up to the drug companies, a man who will outfit those slackers in Sacramento with some smart, nautical-themed uniforms.
Don't be glib, California. The choice is clear.
