Defamer
Employing a diversion tactic not completely dissimilar from the one a scandal-plagued Halle Berry recently used in the brain-smoothing presentation of her pregnancy-enhanced cleavage, Lions for Lambs star Tom Cruise renders viewers of the above interview incapable of processing his largely meaningless promotional words through a simple hairstyle choice. At best, his mesmerized audience will finish the clip with a vague desire to lick its collective fingers and smooth back the distracting strands of hair from his forehead, wondering why his stylist didn't undo his Valkyrie Nazi-cut before allowing him to go on camera in support of a different project.
- Tom Cruise gets political with 'Lions For Lambs' [LiveVideo.com]
- Previously: So How's The Studio Mogul Thing Working Out For Tom Cruise? [Defamer]
Comments
Nice to see that the hairdresser responsible for Colin Farrell's mullet on Alexander is still getting work.
Man! I am SO over this guy that I can't even stand to watch the full 2 1/2 minute clip. "Family-Oriented" paparazzi shots that allow me to focus on Katie and/or Suri is about all I can take.
Tom Cruise.
DO NOT WANT!!!!
You can't spell "too much crazy" without TOM CRUZ!
Cut me some slack -- I've been working really hard today.
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy that this movie has fallen flat - United Artists down the toilet!
Tiny Tom gets use big words and gets to hang around with two real actors...but he's still a high-school dropout and he's STILL dyslexic!
Good that teeny David Miscavige is waiting with a daquiri backstage.
Lose the Nazi hairdo, stoopid.
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