· Transformers: An effects wiz lives to tell the Michael Bay tale. Tuesday is its bitch. Shia: Now and forever. The web tirade. With Michael Bay's My Little Pony, pretty much what you see is what you get.
· The Week in Britney: Serving up dope rhymes. Confronting her daddy issues and bottled demons with one new man.
· Sprinklicious....arrhghghg...
· Lindsay Lohan turns 21, with a distressing lack of stomach-pumping, but some fierce upper-body strength.
· And the Emmy goes to one of the ten shows in this pile.
· Isaiah Washington explains to Larry King the true meaning of the pink f-bomb, and how badly he craves the touch of another man.
· Seemingly undernourished "starlet" gets knocked up by "musician."