*sigh*

The things I miss by not living in LA. But hey, Spybar in Cleveland is no slouch.

The fact that Joe Francis wasn't available to see this in person, much less financially exploit it, is really the best part of the whole story.

Sigh. What kind of low budget bitch actually gets track extensions anymore? Les Deux: Redondo Beach Edition.

She may have lost her hair, but at least she still has her dignity!

I really didn't want to watch that, but it's Monday, and I'm weak.

Complete with a thumbs up delivered from the black talking head featured on "I love the 90's"!

They did her a favor. Barbie Head™ had more convincing hair.

My favorite since that bitch poured beer on Tiffany's weave.

Uh, the above and...I know a lot of girls don't wear pants on the Strip (let alone underwear), but no shoes?

Beyond nasty.

Classy trash has already moved on to other venues. This is sub-par trash. Les Deux-- home to "Big Brother" cast wannabees and a gaggle of potential STD's that would make even Paris Hilton blush. I wonder what Demi thinks of Ashton's continued involvement in this BS?

@Bufflekins:
I believe the culprit in that assault was a "ho," non?

@bedofnails: You mean Godfrey? From Godfrey's Wikipedia entry, "Comedy fans have likened his performance style to that of a highly animated bartender." Thumbs up!

@Magnum: Which is why it makes perfect sense that Britney was the catalyst behind this whole melee.

Wait 'til they make a series out of this...