Defamer
At last night's premiere at the Chinese Theater, Jackass Number Two star Steve-O, subtle master of physical comedy, sensed that having a baby alligator chew his scrotum or allowing one of his co-stars to attack his genitals with a jackhammer would be too showy a display of the playful irreverence that is the troupe's trademark, even on such a special occasion. Instead, he opted for the simple, elegant act of urinating on the red carpet, much to the delight of the throng of fans, wire service photographers, and tourists transfixed by every drop of his golden stream.
Gawker notes that the photos were too hot for Reuters, but the folks at Getty Images seem a little less prudish about Steve-O's performance art. A completely NSFW version of the photo is after the jump. You've been warned.
[Photo: Getty Images]
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That is so disgusting. Who is his audience?
I like that on Gawker one of the tags is "embarrassingly small dicks."
The stain looks like Jesus.
pissant.
I didn't know I had any respect left to lose for him. What's the opposite of respect?
Is that who they are referring to as "Wee Man?"
let this be a lesson to all of you who employ nannies. This is what happens when your child doesn't get enough attention growing up.
But why did he have to unbutton his shirt to pee? I think that's the strangest part of all.
His body is so not going to age well.
As if seeing his ass in a thong all these years just wasn't enough, we have to witness the undercontents in the act of micturation? At least he didn't take a dump.
Didn't Jesus do this once?
are you sure this is a new picture? he's done this before.
How cheery. It's always nice to see things that have been up Jessica Simpson's ass.
I'm surprised no one has criticized the volume and flow force of that performance. I think he's a little pee shy.
sexy!
jack jett
Ben Kingsley did that once at a premiere.
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