Defamer
The professional alcoholics at SorryIGotDrunk.com scanned this ad from today's Variety, in which South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone say thank you to long-suffering (but apparently good-humored) attorney Kevin Morris on his firm's 10th anniversary by posing in front of the creative aids that have enabled a decade of staggering billable hours. Cute ads in the trades are nice, but in the end, there's really no better way to reward friendship and loyalty than by making someone a shitload of money.
And We'd Like To Thank Our Attorney, Whose Constant Support Has Kept Tom Cruise From Taking Away Our Summer Homes
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1:58 PM on Tue Oct 17 2006
By Mark
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Goddamn I love those guys.
God, please,
I want to have their children. Or at least one of them. Preferably, the more creative and less sticklike and puffy-haired of the two. But if he's the only one left, well, I'll just have to manage and make the best of it. Which I'm sure won't be that hard.
Sincerely,
Cutting Makes You Sexy
Looks like they are cutting lines on the coffee table in that pic.
Or so I have been told.
There's also a handgun, a rubber band, and several piles of (I'm only hoping) Cocaine Classic™ flavored blow... and three straws, counting the one in his hand.
I can only hope this is a candid moment of the severe excess reminiscent of the tail-end of a four-day bender, combined with the slight paranoia that accompanies such an escapade.
Or so I have been told.
I'm sorry. That's a razorblade in his hand.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: cutting makes you sexy.
South Park guys win again. Although Trey is looking kinda Fred Durst in that photo. Yikes.
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