Defamer
In a sneak preview of tonight's installment of Kid Nation just leaked online, we learn that the citizens of CBS Bonanza City will finally abandon the preternatural maturity that has previously allowed them to choose sensible waste-elimination facilities over a television and soul-nurturing Bibles over a productivity-diminishing mini-golf course, opting for a communal reward too irresistible to pass up in favor of a more practical prize.
If you were upset by the town's debauched evening of root-beer car bombs, we think you're going to have a hard time coming to terms with the disturbing aftermath of the Jesus Juice party thrown by the Nation's surprise guest host.
- Kid Nation Shocker! [YouTube]
- Previously: Citizens Of 'Kid Nation' Choose God Over Dinosaur Holes [Defamer]
Comments
Just walk it off, Pioneers. Walk it off.
I'm pretty sure this is covered in Revelations somewhere. Read up kids!
Ain't no law in Deadwood.
I would punctuate the end of the sentence with "cocksucker" but even I know where to draw the line. Sometimes.
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