Short Ends, children of men, hepatitis a, oscars, wolfgang puck

Short Ends: Wolfgang Puck Hep Scare!

· Yes, there's a hepatitis A scare related to a Wolfgang Puck event, but it's for the Sports illustrated swimsuit issue party at the Pacific Design Center back on February 14th, not the Puck-catered Governor's Ball following the Oscars. Any Academy member experiencing the symptoms of jaundice, fatigue, fever, abdominal pain, vomiting, or diarrhea since Sunday night probably should just place an angry call to their coke dealer about the poor quality of their celebratory Oscar eightball rather than waste the time of public health officials trying to provide immune globulin shots to the potentially infected.
· Gary Sinise as Bones? Yeah, that kind of makes sense to us. He can probably pull off the "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a [name of occupation for which the physician is not qualified]" lines with no problem.
· 12-year-olds are always at their most adorable while getting a lapdance.
· Even back in 1970, people still sounded ridiculous trying to take the Oscars seriously.
· Want to fill up with righteous indignation about Children of Men's total Oscar fuckage once again? Go watch this.

6:24 PM on Tue Feb 27 2007
By Mark
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Greg Johnson at 06:41 PM on 02/27/07
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Baby Diego: never forget!

Niagra is the future.
Scout at 06:45 PM on 02/27/07
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Connectedness Index: 91

So Tommy Lee has finally worked his way through all of the porn stars and strippers and now he's starting with the hired help.
hughman at 06:57 PM on 02/27/07
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Connectedness Index: 58

at least the hollywood types can attribute the hepetitis jaundice to "too much spray tan".
impalpable observer at 09:04 PM on 02/27/07
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"In The Court of the Crimson King" is definitely a top ten all-time track in my world.
katie at 10:33 PM on 02/27/07
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If LiLo were still a party girl (some part of that should be in "these quotes make this statement mean the opposite of what it says in words" quotes), I think a little Heppie-A would be a great excuse for her next trip to an undisclosed Los Angeles area hospital.
Polyh3dron at 12:49 AM on 02/28/07
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Children of Men was SO robbed in the Cinematography category. Pan's Lab should have not gotten that but definitely deserved best foreign film and got robbed of that.
susiefaye at 04:15 AM on 02/28/07
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Celebrities are probably more likely to use Hepatitis as an excuse for too much spray tan.
MrPeepers at 04:42 AM on 02/28/07
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Is it HEP or bad Coke? That would make a hell of a PSA with a photo of one of La-la lands more notorious party girls.
The Fabulous Thelma Todd at 01:50 PM on 02/28/07
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this could all be avoided if people washed their hands after they shit (and before they prepare food for others!) Now that's the ick factor.
Miss d at 08:37 PM on 02/28/07
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@Melsicle: Right On!

And the scary thing is -

if people outside the hospitality industry knew what went on in commercial kitchens - they'd never eat out again!