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Short Ends: Travolta's Pecs Have Seen Firmer Days

· Don't even pretend to act surprised that Travolta doesn't look good with his shirt off. You saw Pulp Fiction at least a decade ago, didn't you?
If you're a news outlet wondering how to correctly cover Lance Bass's coming out party, these handy guidelines from the National Lesbian & Gay Journalists Association should put you on the right track.
If you've ever wondered what happens when you e-mail a picture of a cat in a t-shirt to the Craigslist blind date who stood you up, well, wonder no more.
Today's obligatory SoaP-related links: Snakes on a Flying Machine and the seemingly inevitable Snakes on a Train. [via The Hot Blog]
· No one laughed harder than Colin Farrell after Michael Mann told him he'd just swallowed five crack rocks for no good reason: "To heighten the movie's air of reality, the actors trained with weapons and worked with undercover cops. They acted out scenarios for drug buys, and Farrell even tagged along on a mishandled drug bust he thought was real."

6:55 PM on Wed Jul 26 2006
By Mark
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BoHan at 06:29 PM on 07/26/06
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Lordy, lordy. Lance hasn't even (inevitably) topped the "Out 100," and already the wolves are attacking. Hang in there dude.
windowseat at 08:37 PM on 07/26/06
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Travolta's got nice breasts... for an older woman.
Simpatia at 04:47 AM on 07/27/06
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Travolta has a better rack than Keira, that's for sure.
Trixie from Toronto at 06:41 AM on 07/27/06
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His man-knockers are quite Teri Hatcher-esque.
$Image of I\'m Waitin\' for Dolemite$ I'm Waitin' for Dolemite at 06:45 AM on 07/27/06
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How conscientious, we are already saving money on the wardrobe/prosthetics budget for "Hairspray"
kid icarus at 09:00 AM on 07/27/06
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I want to see the picture of that cat in the t-shirt.
el smrtmnky at 10:48 AM on 07/27/06
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only one thing came to mind: irene cara in 'fame.'
yikesahootie at 01:00 PM on 07/27/06
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kid icarus: me too!

THE PEOPLE DEMAND TO SEE T-SHIRT CAT!!!
Detective Zito at 02:24 PM on 07/27/06
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What the shit, Mark/Seth?... you knowingly post the most intriguing article of the day about a cat in a shirt and we follow along like little children only to be savagely disappointed with no picture?!?!?!

(I bitch to you only because I can't bitch to the blogger in the original article)

Can you find us the picture?