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Short Ends: MADD Dumps Miss Teen USA For Using Alcohol To Unleash Her Bisexual Side

Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) has cut ties with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair for her reported underage carousing with Miss Temporarily Disgraced USA Tara Conner, but it's expected that she will quickly rebound to sign on as a spokesperson for Mothers Totally In Favor Of Hot And Horny Pageant Chicks Getting Coked Up And Making Out (MTIFOHAHPCGCUAMO).
Evangeline Lilly's Hawaiian house burnt down, but as Michelle Rodriguez has been off the show for a while, fire inspectors have already ruled out the possibility that conflagration was caused by a flaming mai-tai drinking contest gone horrible awry.
Christians prepare to protest the pregnant, virgin Komodo dragon expected to give birth around Christmas, claiming the reptile is making a mockery of the sacred holiday.
· Over at HuffPo, Studio 60's Steven Weber does his best impression of 30 Rock's Alec Baldwin.

6:33 PM on Wed Dec 20 2006
By Mark
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Redondo Dubonnet at 07:08 PM on 12/20/06
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I wouldn't fuck Katie either.
Redondo Dubonnet at 07:13 PM on 12/20/06
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Plus which, re: the multi-untalented Steve Weber, thinks Ron Popeil is an example of the fucked up fools who run our great nation. Wrong. His shit works. I'd have him sell democracy even to tenthead women. The Showtime Jew Grill isn't 6 payments of $399, not $299, not $199, that dams thing is TWO payments of $49.99 and the Jews are majorly tender.
metroville at 08:09 PM on 12/20/06
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I notice that FADD remains conspicuously silent on the Katie Blair issue...
tmp00 at 08:49 PM on 12/20/06
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Was Katie driving while indulging in coked-out lesbian macking sessions? I thought they safely cabbed it to their trysts?

(Why do I have a vision of the Donald looking on, "Sliver"-like through the cameras he's wired the place with?)
Magister at 12:03 AM on 12/21/06
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OMG! The two hot blondes!
What is it the kids say?

n00dz pls