Defamer
· President Monkey heralds the arrival of [*name of trendy LA shop that does not actually sell these entirely fictional shirts redacted] latest Paris Hilton-themed t's.
· Judge for yourself: Did Denise Richards bring some snow to the beach? Bonus: Telephoto lenses have rarely been used for purposes this disturbing. [NSFW]
· The Golden Cage: It's just like Big Brother, except it could go on forever and there might be actual prostitutes, not just the usual, fame-seeking kind you see on reality TV.
·Free Ignignokt! (T-shirt to follow, if there already isn't one.)
· There was a time in our lives when this news would have made us really, really happy. Now it just makes us want to put on Women and Children First and pray it's a hoax.
Comments
Is that labia? Or a scrotum? I am confused. Never took her to be a tranny.
I'm confused too. That was even scarier than the giant Grazer Head. Thanks, Mark.
Well, I guess we know which team Denise is on.
Re: The Van Halen reunion...I'm guessing it was Eddie's girlfriend/"publicist" who masterminded the late Friday afternoon press release to get all those tongues-a-waggin'. Good call. Why not just write it on the wall at the Rainbow?
That WAS odd ... the late Friday afternoon news release is usually reserved for something people are ashamed of. Are they embarrassed David Lee Roth has signed up? And if so, are they crazy? This is better than a Beatles reunion could have ever been!!!
After seeing David Lee Roth perform with a 10-piece bluegrass accompaniment, I don't know what to think. Strummin' With The Devil, indeed.
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