Defamer
· Because even the tiniest fart in the hurricane of gossip-sheet flatulence represented by the Cruise-Holmes relationship cannot be ignored, we give you: Katie Buys Blue Blanket! We think!
· We have frequently referred to the sound we think we'll hear before we die, but Goldenfiddle might actually have an mp3 version of it.
· This is perhaps the best argument for a totalitarian dictatorship anyone has ever made.
· The NY Times' David Carr steps into the Oscar-blogging ring with nary a mention of the Fat Clooney Factor. Rookie mistake.
· Have some extra Rose Bowl tickets? Craigslist always provides exciting new ways to tackle the exchange of goods and services.
· And in what represents the dissolution of the most important marital relationship of our youth, Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen are calling it quits. Love has truly died on this day.
Short Ends: Katie Holmes Buys Gender-Suggestive Baby Covering
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5:55 PM on Tue Dec 6 2005
By Mark
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geez, mark, if i knew you needed Rose Bowl tickets that badly, i would have just gotten them for you for xmas or something.
How can Valerie and Eddie do this to us? How am I going to teach my future daughter the ways of a being a successful groupie if I cannot use the "Brown M&Ms" story as an example of how to win a rocker's heart?
Barbara Cooper from "One Day at a Time" is back on the market. Sweet!
Val will be 40-something, divorced and raising kids -- without the help of a sexually ambiguous superintendant...not good.
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