· Karl Rove hates the environment so much that he refuses to be touched by Sheryl Crow. We bet the license plate on his Hummer says "SUCK IT."
· What does 'The Bachelor' say about women? How about, "I am an attention whore willing to pretend I'd consider marrying someone I just met in exchange for some fleeting, ultimately worthless TV exposure?"
· If you're a fan of Laguna Beach, these photos are disturbing. If not, they're just some pictures of a couple of jackasses with a revolver and a bottle of vodka.
· Never has the purchase of three dozen Fun Rubber Duck Duckie Ducks seemed so chilling.
Short Ends: Karl Rove Vs. Sheryl Crow and Larry David's Wife
7:17 PM on Mon Apr 23 2007
By Mark
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That headline is such a feminist porn title.
I've always though Sheryl Crow was fairly meh, but I love her now that she told Rove "You work for us!". Would have like to have seen the look on his fleshy evil face.
If Karl Rove's license place does in fact say "SUCK IT", the meaning is probably more literal:
http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=65&c...
Now we know why Larry David is so grumpy. He must be the most hen-pecked husband on the planet.
I wonder what Cheryl Hines would have done.
I wonder if I'm alone in thinking Rove was that tubby kid on the playground that would spend what was left of recess, after getting pounded, rocking back and forth mumbling, "I'll show them someday. I'll show them all."
Karl doesn't like women to touch him? Hokay.
What a tragedy it would be for one of those buys to shoot themselves before they could procreate and breed more brain-dead moral vacuums with huge entitlemsnt issues. Next time kids, make it a real man's game. Load 5 chambers.
You're not alone, Shumina.
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