Defamer
· It was certainly a busy day of celebrity jailhouse photography for The Smoking Gun, who followed up handsy MTV uncle Don Vito with Haley Joel Osment's new headshot. Perhaps most notable is Osment's stated height and weight, which spotlight the growth-stunting consequences of alcohol and marijuana use for a former child actor.
Great art is so much less interesting when the artist forces an interpretation on you.
Adrien Grenier stands accused of wearing a brown shirt to the Emmys.
We're starting to lose track of many publicist-planted gossip items we've recently read mentioning how Lindsay Lohan is "cleaning up her act," so that's probably a signal that Lindsay Sloane Zelnick hasn't left her office since the Morgan Creek Letter Incident.
Seriously, not even one bid on the Defamer toast? We're heartsick.
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Re: The Defamer Toast -- why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free? Oh, I, so, so kid.
Leslie Sloane Zelnick, not Lindsay. How can you call yourself a celebrity-flak-and-lawyer-o-phile?
(p.s. I'll trade you an autographed Bert Fields rookie card for your extra Pat Kingsley card that was actually scorched by flames from Pat Kingsley's nose.)
5' 4" and 115? Is he a girl?
Hey! I'm 5'5", 125 and I'm a dude.
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