· Ssssssh, everybody! Those unsuspecting YouTubers have no idea that Oprah has stashed away Patrick Swayze backstage, who's ready to give the wife the Dirty Dancing thrill of a lifetime! ("You get a fading star, and you get a fading star, and you get a fading star!" etc etc.)
· When he's not busying preparing for his upcoming baptism, Russell Crowe loves to shop!
· Don't judge Paris Hilton: there are just as many people to help in a Tokyo beauty pageant as there are in, like, Rawandania or wherever.
· If you've been looking for a writers strike primer that's as easy to follow as an iPhone commercial, here you go.
· Funny or Die checks in with 826LA's all-star roster of tutors.
Oprah Offers 'Dirty Dancing' Fans Gift Of A Lifetime, Patrick Swayze A Hot Meal From Craft Services
6:09 PM on Tue Nov 6 2007
By Mark
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Is the strike affecting 'Oprah'? If so, it's all worth it.
Jennifer Grey was in the audience too. No one recognized her.
You gave us our freedom, we gave you Dirty Dancing. You're welcome, Great Britain.
@jasonelias: Correction - Jennifer Grey's new nose was in the audience, and no one recognized it.
@Glass_Family: Seems like a fair swap to me. Weirdly, the London stage show of Dirty Dancing mirrors the film exactly except for the inclusion a scene where a picture of Martin Luther King is lowered onto the stage and the cast sit round a campfire singing 'We shall overcome' . No, really.
That was pretty cool. He sounded Aussie though.
@Whigged: That's even better.
When I was on Oprah's Fading Star Day last year, she gave me Anson Williams singing "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" like he did to Joanie.
Okay, I admit that was cute.
@Glass_Family: When did Great Britain give us our freedom? You mean like after the war? The Revolutionary War? The one with the fighting?
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