Short Ends, harrison ford, melrose place, ted turner, tyra banks

Indiana Jones And The Can Of Delicious Japanese Beer

· Harrison Ford's Kirin spot only rates #8 on this top 10 list of Hollywood stars' efforts to keep their shameful product-whoring from American eyes.
· Fleshbotter Violet Blue describes what it's like to be invited on the Tyra Banks talk show as a "porn expert."
· If you read only one post today about the dirty thing Suge Knight supposedly did in the back of a limo in Vegas, make it this one.
· Fun fact: Andrew Shue has "kept a low profile artistically" since Melrose Place, according to this Where Are They Now slideshow.
· "I DON'T NEED YOU FOR THAT! YOU'RE JUST AN OLD PUSSY! YOU'RE JUST AN OLD PUSSY! YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE MOTHER HEN. [in falsetto] "WE'VE GOTTA DO THIS! WE'VE GOTTA DO THAT!" [back to regular voice] THIS IS IMPORTANT! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!"

5:59 PM on Thu Sep 20 2007
By Mark
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Trixie from Toronto at 06:23 PM on 09/20/07
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Turner's a douche, but as someone who routinely gets great interviews stopped by anal-retentive publicists with their eye on the clock, I kind of admire him for it.
Tiger_Tanaka at 11:16 PM on 09/20/07
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The Charles Bronson spot is the bomb.
Magister at 01:08 AM on 09/21/07
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Apparently, Andrew Shue is some kind of dot-com entrepreneur.
Sweet Panda Love at 01:46 AM on 09/21/07
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So that's how you say "I want more land in Wyoming" in Japanese.
From: WWW.TINYNIBBLES.COM: TRACKBACK at 03:10 AM on 09/21/07
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Cory Silverberg at About.com has quite a write-up about my experience with the Tyra Banks Show. And I am stunned, into silence, snip: (...
KarenUhOh at 08:30 AM on 09/21/07
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Agree with Tiger_Tanaka. The Bronson commercial may be the greatest 150 seconds ever committed to celluloid.
Obviously Not Omniscient at 09:58 AM on 09/21/07
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How did Nicolas Cage not overdose and die from the copious quantities of drugs he had to have taken before agreeing to do that commercial?
Shumina at 12:45 PM on 09/21/07
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Turner's out of his mind, but I have to tip my hat to a guy that'll fire back like that to a pest.
raincoaster at 02:56 PM on 09/21/07
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Isn't that how he fired Jane Fonda?
susiefaye at 06:25 AM on 09/24/07
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Why do I hear the [IN FALSETTO] part in the voice of the Greased Up Deaf Guy from Family Guy?