Ick on the Butterscotch...

But yum on the Dude...

Yeah, and Woody seems far too interested in watching. Creeeeeeeepy.

Jeff Bridges as President Jackson Evans. Sexiest fake movie prez ever!

Note to the Stallion - we were all swooning as we watched you take those long introspective swims in the Pacific, occasionally stopping to focus your gaze up into the sky as if it were the very first time that you were noticing its beauty, with that lovely, ethereal expression on your face; or as we tracked you as you were riding your Vespa, with the visor pulled up just enough so we could take notice of the deep sadness in your blue eyes; or when we saw the soul-wrenching photos of you being escorted home from the hospital and how your brothers' tried to protect your fragile psyche with their initial constant presence and vigilance...Sigh...It was all VERY poignant. However, part two of the breakdown seems to involve...let's see... kidnapping paparazzi in Peru, telling a mystical "healer" that "I never cut my wrists." (WTF?), partying with A-Rod in Miami, partying in New York and LA, switching hotties more often than you switch your shirt (BTW - LOSE that blue shirt, please!) and now, for the piece de resistance, this low-country version of "The Rape of Proserpine" as performed on a gigantic mattress poolside in Miami through the pungent haze of your traveling partner's pot. The story's gone from poignant and heartbreaking to kind of nauseating and sort of annoying. Hey, Owen - Is there ANY hope at all for you of any REAL change? Or are you REALLY back to the "Live Fast, Die Young, Leave a Good-Looking Corpse" philosophy of life already? Oh, sweetie - you're better than that, aren't you...

Love the big bag of pot next to Woody Harrelson, btw.

Throw James Franco on that blanket and the dream is complete.

@Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: Excuse me, I meant...giant, outdoor mattress. (?!?!)

Uh, is that Woody's bedroom?

Dude is seriously Mr. Freaking Natural.

@allieanne: Seriously, what is it about the blue shirt?

O-babe, if you're stuck in a rut, try buying a different color shirt first.

@redreb: He should just be shirtless at all times. I think that would make the world a better place.

Bufflekins: congrats on your promotion!

i could watch danny tossing fairplay like a ragdoll over and over everyday. remember when johnny told everyone his grandma died? HA!!! karma man, karma.

@Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: That video of his yesterday all stoned and giggly was amazing.

@allieanne: lounging on the giant mattress does make it seem all the more like Rome before the fall.

the pic of Johnny Fairplay reminds me to add "ball-peen hammer" to my holiday wish list...