Defamer
Former Sexiest Man Alive sash-wearer Jude Law, whose 2004 recognition as the most desirable pretty-boy in all of Hollywoodland capped a year of overexposure from which the too-hard-working thespian never fully recovered, congratulates current honoree Matt Damon on the accomplishment: "'Keep up the good work, Matt,' Law said of his co-star in The Talented Mr. Ripley, at Sunday night's London premiere of his new film Sleuth, before continuing in a rueful tone, "and no matter how badly your horny nanny begs for it—and she will, I assure you—please, don't give in to temptation. Porking the help just isn't worth it. Trust me." [People]
10:50 AM on Mon Nov 19 2007
By Mark
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When asked about her 2004 comments on Jude Law, actress Naomi Watts said, "Now? Not so much. He's lost his hair hasn't he? He looks like Phil Collins."
@jasonelias:
Damn you, jasonelias! If you'd made a negative reference to that slab of day-old white bread Matt Damon instead, Jude Law wouldn't be completely ruined for me! Fuck. Jude is morphing into Phil Collins. Hopefully, I'll still enjoy watching 'The Talented Mr. Ripley' another 2 or 3 hundred times. Hopefully.
Sorry Beppo LOL.
Poor Jude - he was only banging the nanny as Sadie was always off shoving coke up her nose with Kate Moss...
"and no matter how badly your horny nanny begs..."
There are just some mistakes that I'd rather suffer the experience than take the advice.
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