Defamer
Preferring to keep to herself the naughty Yuletide tales of how a couple of glasses of brandy-infused apple cider and a tantalizing proximity to some dangling mistletoe release her Rent-A-Santa-craving, hot-flashing office party freak, The View's Barbara Walters decided to celebrate the season by sharing with America the Christmas cards her famous friends have recently sent her.
Thankfully, the segment veered away from the erotically charged one of yesterday, though there was a fleeting moment when we feared that Walters, stroking the suede-and-lace accented greeting from a certain fading megastar with a little too much relish, might succumb to the same kind of baffling Cruiselust that once wreaked havoc on former couchmate Rosie O'Donnell's sexual identity.
- The View [ABC.com]
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OK, I couldn't be bothered to watch it with the sound on, but from the muted version, I noticed that Whoopi does not look impressed.
I also noticed that Babwa's baubly brooch rivals only Elizabeth Taylor's Christmas card for distractingly glittery tackiness.
Happy Holidays and a Joyous New Year. Love, Tom,Kate, Bella, Connor, Suri, and the 50-year-old leather top Tom keeps locked up in the basement.
Speaking of Tom -- Man, was the E! THS of Nicole Kidman this weekend a big disappointment. (Don't judge me -- I was snowed in!) Nary a speculation as to what caused the breakup. C'mon, E!
Sweet fucking Jeebus. This qualifies as TV? This would even be mind-numbingly dull as you thumb through US Weekly at the nail salon. I also notice none of those cards were personally signed, so perhaps Barbara should be touched that personal assistants and Pitney-Bowes thought of her this holiday season.
The Graham family's Giant Black Cross on the barn behind the house (next to the phallic silo) sends mixed messages...
Jesus - it looks like Sherri mugged a circus... Whoopi has a lifetime account at a Lumberjacks-Are-U franchise, & there appears to be a Pumpkin maintaining the numbers...
And Babs - as TV goes - that was every bit as exciting as you reading the tops off cereal boxes from your pantry...
I'm disappointed she didn't show the card I sent her, it has a picture of a dog wearing a Santa hat screwing a goat.
On the plus side, at least the Cruise/Holmes card is a professional job--not like that tragic doily handmade by Sea Org slaves from last year.
@procrastinator, esq.: I'm sure Tom had some brand new fetal pigs killed for his Christmas card suede this year. Nothing is too classy for that family.
@procrastinator, esq.: So that's where the suede came from.
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