Defamer
In the topsy-turvy, camera-hungry world in which reality television stars exist, there is no development too insignificant or embarrassing to prevent it from playing out on national TV. Mike "Boogie" Malin, self-made entrepreneur behind The Dolce Group restaurants, winner of Big Brother: All-Stars, and jack shack vampire, is certainly no exception, having parlayed the discovery of a suspicious bump on his penis into a full segment on E!'s Dr. 90210 last night.
After a thorough examination by former BB housemate and best friend Dr. Will Kirby, Boogie is informed that he has contracted a genital wart (see it magnified 1000x at the 4:30 mark!), prompting the crossover reality star to immediately visit Sunset Tan to get the his penis spray-tanned back to a uniform, perfectly bronzed color.
- Boogie in Jackshack "Adult Content" [YouTube via Reality Blurred]
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Oh, ew. Good morning to you, too, boys.
Toot! Toot! All aboard the genital wart express ladies! You gotta ride this cock with a rubber!
Too bad HPV is passed from skin-to-skin contact so you still have a good chance of getting it even with a condom and even without penetration. Oh he didn't mention he has HPV? Whoops! The party bus don't brake for warts!
[www.cdc.gov]
So nice of Mike to share with the eagerly waiting world. I have a great hemmorhoid. Anyone have a close-up lens I can borrow?
We've officially entered TMI-zone waters. The sharks here come with forks and spoons.
Speechless...well not completely. What kind of DICK displays his wart-astic junk on TV for all the world to see? I'm confused, was the 1000x magnification for the lesion or his abnormally ridged member? *gag*
Where do you want to eat tonight? How about that place we saw on E!? You know, it's run by the guy battling an outbreak of genital warts. Sound good? Then afterward we can get some frozen yogurt from that gal with herpes-lips.
What can I say? The girls totally dig me. Warts and all."
How tiny is that dick? No doubt the doctor's had less tenuous grips removing slivers.
the only one who's happy is that wart, now that it isn't attached to that enourmous prick.
The best part of High School Musical 2? Shirtless Zac Efron. [JIYH]Former publicist Jonathan Jaxson started blogging again, and thistime he's outing everyone in Hollywood.
His mom must be so proud...then again that just may be where he got them.
And yeah, I went there, stayed there and sent postcards.
his junk has a speed bump. Drive over it the wrong way and it may cause severe tire damage.
I sooooo want to eat at the place owned by the Penis Bump.
1. I am horrified that I have seen part of Mike Boogie's penis.
2. I am horrified that I haven't seen part of Will Kirby's penis.
3. Is it just me, or did they sneak in that "I'd like him to practice abstinence or at least wear a condom bladedy blah" part twice?
How does this relate to the Elijah Wood post of yesterday? Were you softening us up?
@VictorWard: My guess would be that, in spite of any protests from the dude himself, many an aspiring male food service worker has seen the Boogie bit up close and waaaaaay too personally...
Especially for jobs that require tips to bring them close to minimum wage.
The worst part about it is that Mike got that bump from Chicken George.
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