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Watchers of The View were treated to a phone call from Elisabeth Hasselbeck, whose ever-fertile, neocon-replicating loins produced a healthy baby boy over the weekend: Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck—mom was a huge Home Improvement fan—is surely meant for great things, possessing both his father's athletic grace and his mother's superhuman ability to withstand fire-breathing co-hosts while still managing to squeeze in some point about how Iraqi women raped by international soldiers have no right to abortions.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Enacts Her Primary Procreative Function
11:58 AM on Mon Nov 12 2007
By Seth
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I think we might like Elisabeth a bit more if she were always so exhausted and hungover-sounding as she is here. Might cut down on the vileness.
Nothing could cut down her Vileness... It's innate and coddled more than her offspring.
Nothing could cut down on her Vileness... It's innate and coddled more than her offspring.
Thank god that cut off before they got into the breastfeeding!
Hassleblech gave birth to a little Ta-Tho. Dan Quayle would be proud of her.
Say what you what - but I still think Rosie O'Donnell is the father...
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