Just as the masses embrace bad behavior, Phil, they also embrace cornpone jackanapes. Be careful not to bite the hand that overfeeds you.

Sometimes I kind of like Dr. Phil, I admit shamefully. This is one of those times.

@Trixie from Toronto: Ditto. That is, unless and until our male celebs start letting the franks and beans hang out. I mean, once, just freaking once, couldn't Eckhart or Butler forget their pants?

@Little Mintz Sunshine:Ewan McGregor used to let it schwing, but then he stopped drinking. Too bad, because that package was impressive.

Dr. Phil? Pul-leeezzzzz!

Jo Frost is the childhood behavioral modification Queen these serial bad hair wearin', lethargic hooch dancin', shaved cooch shootin' tinny imitation performers need!

@Little Mintz Sunshine: Howard Johnson is right!!

I concur with you, Trixie and Dr. Phil - one: it ain't cute anymore (not that it ever was); two: I would like to see some equal opportunity junk display (calling Clive Owen!).

Social commentary from this leaky bucket? No thank you, sir!

I have to kill myself, I agree with Dr. Phil.

@Shumina: Do you mean from Dr. Phil or Brit's vagina?

@Trixie from Toronto: @shutupitsmine: I agree as well. Pass the bottle, please.

Didn't the good doc's son Jay marry a former Playmate? One third of a set of triplets who bared all for Hef, if memory serves me right. So basically it's okay to flash vag as long as you're family.

I wouldn't take advice from a fat guy who wrote a diet book.

Dr. Phil saying "panties" is more disturbing than looking at Brit's vagina.

@MrJames: Yes.

"Hey look at me, I'll push the envelope and get as much attention as I can!" says Dr. Phil on Letterman, talking about Brit's vag?

Pot, meet Kettle!

@Trixie from Toronto: I've seen Kelly McGillis's tits, and Ewan's cock, and I still can't say for sure which was most impressive.

@Little Mintz Sunshine:

Yah, Aaron, make your public happy!

And where's Colin Farrell these days??