Defamer
The list-compiling obsessives over at Forbes magazine have released their latest masterwork: "The World's 100 Most Powerful Penisless People," they call it. Sprinkled among the many businesswomen and politicians are a few familiar names from the showbiz realm, including DreamWorks's Stacey Snider (#87) and Disney's Anne Sweeney (#77), CBS's Nancy Tellem (#49), and Amy Pascal, coming in at an impressive #35, despite Forbes's editors obviously not being aware that she'd been graduated to full-fledged, junk-swinging man by Variety's Showmen of the Year nominating committee. The highest ranking entertainment figure was Earthly deity Oprah Winfrey at #21, but the biggest surprise on the chart came in at #24, as Big Brother's Jew-leery candidate Amber was deemed an even greater feminine force to be reckoned with than Hillary Clinton. Amber 2012!
- The World's 100 Most Powerful Women [Forbes]
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Made me look. Well played.
All kidding aside, where the fuck is Brooke Hogan??
some web writer is getting fired.
I'm glad they clarified Queen Elizabeth's occupation.
@major disaster: dude, david geffen's pissed
The only thing keeping Amber from being #1 is the Jews, natch.
Laura Bush is on this list? Elucidative of what kind of power. . .the power to wear maddeningly soporific Oscar de la Renta suits? The power to bake incredibly delicious kitchen-sink cookies? The power to redefine, nay, OWN, the phrase "blank stare"?
Can we replace her with Tina Fey? The First Lady of Comedy? Laura is just such a bust at parties.
"Big Brother" contestant Daniele heard about this outrage, and got her daddy Dick to burn Amber with cigarettes and offer to rape her corpse.
(Don't blame me... these are actual events from CBS' favorite summertime family-hour show.)
Looks like they corrected the list and replaced Amber with Melinda Gates. But really, is donating billions to fight malaria really more important than having your mundane life broadcast on national television?
As if Miss Teen South Carolina has ever heard of Germany. Oprah kicks all their wang-lacking bods off the list. Such as iRaq.
no one stated the obvious- Ophra has a penis.
I also call my penis a vgay-gay.
I'm so sorry this isn't true.
Wait, I thought it was Amber from Survivor. Which was far more plausible. She doesn't have the Jews holding her back.
Uhhm, and yet they're still using the antiquated 'chairman.' In J-school, it was chairwoman. That was like, critical to getting an A--learning AP style. Still scratching my head on this one.
@ForeverBlueGirl: Yeah, are we still pretending 'man' really means 'human' and that we're all too lazy to add a syllable?
@OhNoKatie: That's THE iRaq, thank you.
Most powerful women? Aung San Suu Kyi is number 71. She isn't even powerful enough to get out of prison, even with the help of Jim Carey's manlocks.
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