Defamer Sex Poll FunTime!

As part of Gawker Media's ongoing attempts to better serve its ~~advertisers~~ readers by bribing them with a chance to win exciting prizes in exchange for some anonymous demographic information, we are happy to present the following Defamer FunTime Poll. Tell us a little bit about your sexual preference, submit your e-mail address (don't worry, it's not linked to your vote), and you'll be entered in a random drawing for a $250 Amazon gift certificate. Creepy? Not even a little, we're told!

[Please note that your participation in the above FunTime Poll is subject to our usual contest rules, which have recently been amended so that our boss can no longer legally harvest your fresher, healthier organs once his begin to fail.]

1:28 PM on Mon May 14 2007
By Mark
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MadgeicLife at 01:02 PM on 05/14/07
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That rude little eighth grader pig who's claiming trauma from Brokeback Mountain better be clicking "straight"! FOREVER.
Xenu at 01:10 PM on 05/14/07
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Where are the ______ for Pay buttons? This is L.A., after all.
s00p3rm4n at 01:16 PM on 05/14/07
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@Xenu: Well, if you're going by what they put on their resume, it should be "actor." One way or another...
Juancho at 01:33 PM on 05/14/07
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Connectedness Index: 273

Heh, 69% of us here are straight. Sure as heck isn't the right percerntage for commenters.
TheStarterWife at 01:59 PM on 05/14/07
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Connectedness Index: 409

Defamer poll or WGA Diversity Report, you be the judge.
CourageousCoward at 02:01 PM on 05/14/07
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Connectedness Index: 62

Hey, where's, "Metrosexual?!"
kingblah at 02:09 PM on 05/14/07
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Where is ____other ???
LipstickLibrarian at 02:09 PM on 05/14/07
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Connectedness Index: 468

Where's the "Bi-Curious Due to Commenter Girl-Crush on TheStarterWife" button?
$Image of I\'m Waitin\' for Dolemite$ I'm Waitin' for Dolemite at 02:17 PM on 05/14/07
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but where our wymyn at?

only 46 as of 05/14/2007 05:13:12 pm
metroville at 02:20 PM on 05/14/07
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@Juancho: Took the words right out of my mouth (or, I guess, off my keyboard), Juancho. Around these parts, I often feel like I'm starring in a comedic version of Boat Trip.

(Also, isn't "lesbian" covered by "gay"?)
Sweet Panda Love at 02:42 PM on 05/14/07
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Connectedness Index: 253

What about bi-curious? And some relevant links on Craigslist?
Juancho at 02:43 PM on 05/14/07
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@metroville: A comedic version? Definitely funnier than the original.

As a straight male commenter, I often feel a little on the outside looking here, I admit.
NotReadyForPrimeTime at 02:46 PM on 05/14/07
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Connectedness Index: 45

As a straight female commenter over 50, I have no idea what's going on here most of the time.
Fenchurch at 02:54 PM on 05/14/07
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You're missing the "straight, except after copious amounts of tequila and Jager shots" option.
Princess Sparkle Pony at 03:09 PM on 05/14/07
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I'm assuming this means that Gawker is investigating the potential audience for a gay blog? Heck, I'm sure they'll do a better job than Queerty.
BecksNPosh at 03:20 PM on 05/14/07
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wait a second, I thought this was a Gay website?
Victor Ward at 05:09 PM on 05/14/07
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@Fenchurch: I love those guys.
s00p3rm4n at 11:26 PM on 05/14/07
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@Fenchurch: a/s/l?
Sycophanticide at 01:07 PM on 05/15/07
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"I refuse to be bound by your out-dated notions of binary sexual classification."
s00p3rm4n at 05:02 PM on 05/16/07
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@Sycophanticide: That's so gay.