Since it is our sworn duty to report on photographic evidence of the puzzling configurations occasionally achieved by parts of Paris Hilton's anatomy during her public appearances, we solemnly pass along this latest image of the heiress' much-discussed, mysteriously recurring ass-flap that was captured on film while Hilton was partying in St. Tropez. While this newest picture presents an asscheekgoiter in the right buttock area not quite as pronounced as in the photos from October, it seems that the flesh-apron effect now spreads across both sides of her posterior, with slightly more of the mass concentrating on the left buttock. We recommend a program of looser underthings, targeted exercise, and vigorous deep-tissuse massage to minimize and redistribute the problematic, excess skin more evenly before her next concert.

[Photo via OHNOTHEYDIDN'T]

Paris Partying in St. Tropez [OHNOTHEYDIDN'T]
Previously: The 2005 Paris Hilton Coupe: Now With Standard Mystery Assflaps [Defamer]
Paris Hilton's Ass-Goiter and the Fleshy Knoll Theory [Defamer]

1:27 PM on Mon Aug 7 2006
By Mark
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BoHan at 01:19 PM on 08/07/06
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She's obviously making a play for Owen Wilson. Whoa Butterscotch! Keep it in check. You've been warned.
katie at 01:25 PM on 08/07/06
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maybe those are just her balls...
BoHan at 01:26 PM on 08/07/06
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Damn, I should have added that the trademarked "Burke too huge for you" defense would be a huge flop with this skank.
TheReena at 02:08 PM on 08/07/06
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i saw something like this in an 80's porno the other night- my friend referred to it as a peach.. my roommate referred to it as swollen labia majora... whatever you want to call it.. it's pretty gross!
TheJerseyDevil at 02:12 PM on 08/07/06
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Swollen labia majora? Whatever it is, it's hanging halfway down her thigh. Ewwwwww.
el smrtmnky at 02:42 PM on 08/07/06
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so, i guess it's her SLM that's keeping her from doing it for the next year and not this 'chastity' she proclaims?
Tyler at 02:51 PM on 08/07/06
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Whoa whoa whoa. Is she doing the Macarena in that photo?
Miss Cast at 04:15 PM on 08/07/06
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I'm guessing this freakish ass-occurrence is caused by the wearing of the most uncomfortable item in a woman's wardrobe - a thong. Wait, did I just defend Paris Hilton? Somebody (not you, Joe Francis) slap me.
Trixie from Toronto at 06:27 PM on 08/07/06
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The chick next to her looks like she just got a whiff of whatever "eau de skank" is emanating from those assflaps.
raincoaster at 11:55 PM on 08/07/06
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C'mon, who really thinks Paris Hilton wears underwear at all?