This is coming from the same guy who had his sandbag nipples exposed in poolside photos with Mischa Barton? I wish we could've had the shot of Davis tragically wetting his pants after he tried to cop a feel on Paris's skeeter bites. Do you see the ire these clips generate?

Brandon: Try salad.

In America, success is based on your personal merit. Your MERIT, I tell ya! I get the sense that when New England farmers took up arms against the British aristocracy, it was because the British aristocracy was filled with guys like this.

I've have never seen someone more in need of an ass-kicking than this douchebag. It would do wonders for him.

I never thought I'd say this: I feel sorry for La Lohan.

I've never been a huge Lindsay Lohan fan, but I certainly am now.

Tough talk from a fat sweating pig with dyed eyebrows. Richie Rich should watch his words. Lindsay's dad was friends with the Gottis.

When did he start liking Paris again after publicly dissing her for using the N-word and being a racist, something I had really, really hoped was true because I naively assumed that might mean her 15 minutes would come to a screeching halt??? What is the wealthy doughboy playing at?

I think the finest line comes from the TMZ people themselves, and best sums up the entire existence of Brandon Davis: "Davis, best known for his drunk driving arrest..." Ouch, brah. Brah, Ouch.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Linds we got your back. According to Jeannette Walls, the Arizona Cards supposedly read Matt Leinart the riot act about his nightclubbing with Paris. I wonder if that is why she is hanging out with Brandon again.

I mean what, I ask you, what became of this??? http://www.drunkreport.com/reports/parishilton3.htm

Everyone involved should be ashamed. Jesus Christ, I have never seen such a pathetic junior high display in my life. Team Lohan.

Wow. One night has turned us all soft on LiLo.

Why don't white 'celebrities' ever get shot?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the oil scion standing in front of the sign for $3.67 gas. Now I really hate him.

I was disappointed to have to read this entire thing only to find out there's still no Christmas tree. Fooled me twice. Shame on me.

Hopefully he found fire ants in her fire crotch

also Paris hanger-on Caroline D'Amore is laughing w/ them ...'O.K D'amore your family owns a pizza chain in Westwood, how are you laughing with Brandon Davis calling Lohan poor for having 7 million dollars.

I think someone missed the part where Brandon, in a Scottish brogue, ordered Lohan to "get in my belly!".

I already commented, but have to add more: Paris's main fans are little girls. LITTLE GIRLS. What kind of role model is she? Disgusting. If I ever saw her, I'd spit on her.

Honestly, it can't get said enough. A bigger douchebag has not been shat upon humanity than that fat fuck.

I'm more upset with myself for letting a foul douchebag get to me so much...along with his counterpart. At least Lindsay earned her $. Furthermore- Paris suggesting Lindsay's movie bombed...big statement for a girl who's biggest film (minus her pathetic porn tape-that's sex?) was "House of Wax." Ugh I could go on forever, but I may vomit.

OK, so the Cardinals yelled at Leinert "almost to the point of tears" for hanging out with Paris. If Hollywood decides to modernize Forrest Gump, they've got the perfect cast: Leinert as the good-at-football 'tard, Paris as that strung-out hoebag Jennn-ayyyy, and Brandon as the amputee. Except in this version he dies a horrible Abu-Ghrab death in Iraq.

P R I C E L E S S . These are the most hateable people in the universe. Uch.

Go back to the TMZ link and read the new statement from Paris' publicist. Mintz really outdid himself this time.

We're not mad at you, Defamer. We're mad at the dirt.

So Paris is defending herself with her cellphone? What a crock du merde.

I figured this had to be hyperbole, but no, upon watching the clip, I concur, the quality of the human race would go up by three, four percentage points if those two fell off a cliff.

Shine a heat lamp on Brandon and you could cook french fries on his fat oily head.

Wow. This has got to be some kind of comment record.

If Marvin were alive today, he would probably have the kid taken out.

But what color is Lindsay\'s pubic hair??

I want Lisa Marie Presley to kick BOTH of their putrid asses.