Defamer
This truly regrettable caption comes courtesy of THR 's daily e-mail update on the trade's top stories. Yeah, we get that the movie's called Drillbit Taylor, but Owen Wilson is no one's "tool," sirs. We will not stand idly by as the Butterscotch Stallion is so unfairly disrespected.
Defending The Butterscotch Stallion
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