Defamer
According to a brave, anonymous sex-slave who somehow swallowed down his Hello Kitty ball-gag, chewed through both wrists to escape the pink-fur-trimmed handcuffs that kept him chained to a four-poster bed of nails, and survived the traumatic blood loss from his valiant struggle for survival long enough to exclusively tell Star magazine about his harrowing imprisonment in Britney Spears' Mulholland Drive sex dungeon, the troubled pop star may be into some relatively kinky shit. Reported the survivor with his dying, erotically exhausted final breath:
Britney's "fantasy room" is a bedroom on the second floor of her Mediterranean villa off Mulholland Drive, reveals an insider who has seen it. Heavy, dark curtains cover the windows and the only light comes from bordello-red bulbs, which barely illuminate the pink and black color scheme and the large bed with black satin sheets.
"Britney is sexually obsessed," says the insider. "Her fantasy room is filled with sex toys, from ticklers, whips and chains to fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. She also keeps sex toys — including spanking paddles — displayed in a glass jar." Brit's sin center has mirrors on the ceiling, provocative pictures of herself in a variety of lewd, scantily clad poses covering the walls, and a closet stuffed with erotic outfits.Shockingly, Britney doesn't confine her bizarre sexcapades to her fantasy room. She even keeps sex toys in plain sight, next to another favorite romping spot — the living room couch! Another source tells Star, "She has a large, covered candy dish on the living room table that has sex toys and lotions in it. Britney calls it her 'pleasure chest!' She's into all sorts of wild things — blindfolds, spankings, having her clothes torn off. And she doesn't even clean up when she's done; she leaves it for the housekeeper to pick up. It's disgusting."
We think that the informer's disgust about Spears' alleged delegation of postcoital clean-up chores to the housekeeper is more than a little misguided: why should one even employ domestics if one can't have them power-wash the couch following a generously Astroglided encounter with some background actor whose inhibitions she's worn down with several punishing hours of dehydrating hot tub foreplay? It's not like she stands accused of commanding the maid to continue paddling her partner while she calls up Kevin Federline to tell him he can keep the kids for the night because she's tied up with "business stuff," which would represent a serious breach of the employer/employee relationship.
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Her ass doesn't look half bad in that pic.
I need a spanking paddle display jar... *whine*
"Britney doesn't confine her bizarre sexcapades to her fantasy room."
????
SHOCKINGLY!
There is more lard rolling around that room than a Saturday morning Weight Watcher meeting. Secretly eating donuts in the car included.
Fur trimmed handcuffs in a real sex dungeon is a major faux pau...I checked with Martha Stewart
ha.. she does not seem that interesting. kinky for her is probably getting spanked and calling him daddy..
this 'insider' probably mistook her practice recording studio/set - after all - how else will she practice her 'moves' etc. for all her tacky little videos..
Dear God, what I wouldn't give for a crazy Mulholland Drive sex dungeon.
@The Closer: Seriously, it's like a Fredricks of Hollywood version of kink. Whips and chains? If it doesn't have an electric motor, no one cares.
but then after you make the trip all the way over to her place, trudge up the stairs, put up with the itchy cuffs and the sad little "welcome to las vegas" novelty whips and the earnest one-syllable dirty talk, and still all you get for your trouble is that busted vadge she showed the world whe she got out of that car. also, for me, it just isn't sexy to be with a girl who can only get off if she has a whole box of hostess ding dongs in her mouth.
Oh my God I need to be rich.
@snowback: Does she fit the whole box in there as is, or have the Ding Dongs been unwrapped? Either way, it's an impressive feat. Britney must be able to unhinge her jaw like a python.
That's rated kinky?!?!?
Where's Roman Polanski/Marianne Faithfull/Dennis Rodham when you need them...
"And she doesn't even clean up when she's done"
First thought is of a drity after sexed Britney getting up off the couch and throwing on some sweats, to drive down to Starbucks and park in a handicap space.
I hope she's rich enough to buy all new sex toys, at least the compulsory ones anyway.
I don't know that I want to be taking a pegging from the same strap-on K-Fed took all his from.
@Sweet Panda Love:
I meant unwrapped, but since you asked -- yes, she can do that thing with her jaw.
Sex dungeon? In a pop stars' home? In Los Angeles? What's happening to this town?
Black satin sheets...what a rebel.
Crystal meth is a helluva drug.
@writers-block: "I was born a poor gay man..."
She's into all sorts of wild things -- blindfolds, spankings, having her clothes torn off.
"Wild"?? I think that word does not mean what you think it means.
@jwick25: What's amusing is that the description of the 'fantasy room' sounds like the 'fantasy' of a sheltered thirteen year-old who accidently caught an episode of "Nip/Tuck" while the babysitter was on the computer...
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