Defamer
A spy just sent us this blurry cameraphone image of embattled Apocalypto director and recovering-anti-Semite-about- town Mel Gibson browsing the crafts table in the lobby of the Santa Monica office building where EMI, FremantleMedia, Lionsgate and other media concerns make their home. We don't know the purpose of Gibson's browsing or if he made any purchases, but it temporarily warms our cold hearts to imagine that he picked up a dreamcatcher to enclose with the considerate note he's planning to send to Michael Richards, hoping that the trinket lets his fellow victim of relentless media persecution know that there's someone out there thinking of him.
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Mel: "I'm looking for a present for a friend of mine. Maybe a cross? This one looks nice. Is it flammable?"
Hmmm. Could it be a commemorative pewter fork with a lovely calligraphied tag attached reading "We both know you're right"?
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