Defamer
In Photoshopping some formerly innocent photos of a recent Matthew McConaughey beach workout into an impressive display of clone-enabled auto-erotcism, the Velvet Hot Tub revisits a truly inspired idea clumsily explored in last year's flop The Island. But instead of cloning oneself merely for spare parts to be used in a medical emergency, why shouldn't a celebrity have an exact replica of himself for the purpose of sexual gratification? Mark our words: This is going to be the cutting edge in Hollywood narcissism sooner than any of us would think possible. Somewhere in a sub-basement of Cedars Sinai, geneticists are hunched over Petri dishes containing McConaughey and Pitt DNA, nearly ready to usher in the future.
- Somebody Loves Himself [Velvet Hot tub]
Comments
They could try that with the Butterscotch Stallion, but only RJ-69 pics would be realistic enough.
I've got an interim solution - celebrities who order up their own celebrity impersonators from talent agencies.
Couldn't you see Tom Cruise doing this.
Forget the still pix. I am waiting for somebody to get a YouTube vid up on this theme. Machew, Viggo, Johnny...so many to choose from!
Carpal tunnel syndrome, here we come!
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