Defamer
Thanks to today's iTunes release of the Wes Anderson short Hotel Chevalier, in which legendarily modest Natalie Portman finally fulfills some of the semi-nude promise hinted at in her suspiciously clothing-positive turn as a stripper in Closer, long-frustrated Star Wars fans finally have the crucial missing piece in their Amidala-centered masturbatory fantasies.
(We're not sure of the details, but we imagine that a considerable amount of heavy breathing into a Darth Vader voice-changing helmet is involved, as well as filthy boasts about "filling up the naughty little princess with twins who will one day save the galaxy.") As expected, the images of an unclothed Portman have made an impressively speedy transition from Quicktime movie files to still photos that will soon be ubiquitous on blogspots like this one. However, those who need to view the Portman side-boob shots in the artistic context in which Anderson intended in order to achieve manual catharsis will need to spend a few minutes downloading the entire 13:00 minute short from the iTunes store, at least for now.
- Hotel Chevalier [iTunes]
- Natalie Portman Nude in Hotel Chevalier! [Egotastic]
Comments
She looks like a 10-year-old boy.
THAT had to be expensive for the producers.
It would be awesome if her "famed modesty" were actually due to something cool like "She has an unformed conjoined sister growing out of her stomach".
@heidiho: You're a big ANTM fan. I cannot remember her name, but there is a girl from the new cycle who all last week I kept saying, "She reminds me of Natalie Portman."
Look for it tonight.
Cheap thrills - give me Celebrity Skin any day - that, and pause on the TiVo
Kinda looks like that controversial anti-anorexia ad. Or an ad for iPod as envisioned by our friends at American Apparel.
That's it? No wonder the video's free.
Is side butt like side boob?
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