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The Defamer Special Correspondent on the Shopping Habits of Former 'Tiger Beat' Cover Models is on the scene at the new H&M store in the Beverly Center, fearlessly providing us with this blurry cameraphone photo and a real-time report on the whereabouts of off-puttingly smooth-headed Dancing with the Stars also-ran Joey Lawrence. Blackberries our operative as he tries to avoid detection:
Being currently unemployed, I am able to hang out at the Beverly Center during the day. And so, apparently, is Joey Lawrence. Here is the former Blossom star buying some new duds at the recently opened H&M. You'd think his latter day Dancing With The Stars career renaissance would enable him to do a little better than the Ikea of clothing stores. I mean Bloomingdales is right downstairs. But I guess not.
Should you currently be wandering the Beverly Center (and reading this from a handheld device or some kind of mall internet kiosk—and if you are, what the hell is wrong with you? Why aren't you at the pet store making cute faces at the puggles?), feel free to stop by and congratulate Lawrence on not being too proud about the modesty of his current post-reality-TV lifestyle to shop for reasonably priced clothes. We're sure he'd appreciate the affirmation from his adoring, supportive public.
Comments
Mario was robbed!
Maybe these clothes are to wear while he does his fall yardwork--you know, the last mowing of the lawn, raking up the leaves, etc.
Do you guys have leaf season out there or what? Or all the trees that shed out here on the East Coast?
You can bet your left nut (or tit) that Emmitt aint wandering the mall tonite! Mario be damned!
I'm sure they're for his adopted Christmas family. Not everyone can give their swag PlayStations like Katharine McPhee.
That dude is always there. My sister "Woah'ed" him once a couple of months ago. His girlfriend was totally irritated. Then Avril Lavigne walked by and they both nearly shat themselves.
Is Shat actually a word? it's like the nteenth time I have herard it this week.
I wouldn't be so gleeful about hearing celebs shattening themselves in public if they didn't run around moderately-priced clothing stores chasing after everyone with a cellphone cam.
i used to work at le chateau in canada- which is a store akin to h&m. one afternoon, a gentleman comes in and goes straight to the till. he says that he is 'mr. joseph lawrence's' assistant and that 'mr. lawrence' would be commencing shopping in a few minutes. however, he gave us the warning that if any of us sales staff a) called him 'joey' or b) said 'woah' in any context, 'mr. lawrence' was out of there. of course he was promoting the box office smash, urban legends 2. we nearly died laughing.
Damn. You put priced over his ass. I surprisingly got a bunch of hits on my site on searched for 'Joey Lawrence has a big ass'.
I needed to verify.
ew, i saw this guy on Easter Sunday at a restraunt called Twin Palms in Old Town Pasadena (formerly owned by kevin costner at now ex wife) well, the whole lawrence family was there, and while i used to be in love with the middle one, you know, the Mrs. Doubtfire one, the whole family is made of tiny miniature people. not dwarfs, but miniature people. it was freaky. and he is WAY too tan for a white person.
oh my word! who cares where he gets his clothes from! who cares if they're expensive or not! personally, i like celebrities that don't have their nose so far up in the air that they have to only shop at really expensive designer stores. and, for your information, he is doing quite well for himself. he's hosting a show called master of dance on TLC, he's made 3 movies, and he's helping judge a singing competition called total popstar. so, get your facts striaght before you start making fun of somebody for the closthes they choose to buy.
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