Defamer
With seemingly so little to be thankful for this upcoming Turkey Devouring Day, at least we have the happy news that Dick Clark will be rejoining the 2008 New Year's Rockin' Eve festivities, where he'll again be accompanied by a virtually strikeproof Ryan Seacrest. There, at the precise stroke of midnight (perhaps an unfortunate choice of wording given the circumstances), Seacrest will finally deliver the noisemaker-blowing go-ahead to his delighted mentor, resulting in the faintest kazoo-squeak signal for "Auld Lang Syne" to begin.
Dick Clark Back For One More Depressing New Year's Eve
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5:35 PM on Mon Nov 12 2007
By Seth
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Oh my god, this is so sad. It's like the showbiz version of an elderly Wal-Mart greeter. Not really a necessary job, but something to pass the time while you wait for death.
And who said NYE isn't a gay affair?
Just another reason to hate New Year's Eve.
Dick Clark is the new Bill Cullen.
They should bring on Kirk Douglas and Annette Funicello as correspondents and gear the entire evening toward making me uncomfortable.
Ahhhh the ego,I cant imagine that a person in Clark's unfortunate situation (and career acomplishments) would suject themselves to this kind of public humiliation..but for the overwhelming need to say "Here I am"..And as for the network exec who would allow this to take place..."have you no decency,man"..hmmmmmmmmmmm decency/network suit...is there such a beast???..P.S. for scroll lock..Bill Cullen could walk
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