I think it's from the Roseanne era. His mullet was longer in the back during Facts of Life, wasn't it?

Clearly that message is from the Reverend Ted Haggard, and we all know where he's been.

Defamer, you busted out a Ton Sur Ton reference?very impressive. I may just love you.

It's really hard to get semi-circular bangs like that. Wow, George, I'm more impressed by that than any of your acting...

Puhleese... This isn't a punk. It's from one of the many, many women he's lied to, fucked, lied to, fucked again, and then dumped for some 20 year old waitress.

Signed,
Not Bitter or Anything

Please, is there anyone in the world who doesn't know Clooney is just a straight-up good-time boy? No-one over the age of 15 has an excuse for expecting any different from the man.

The hair's not that bad; it's the shirt that's unforgivable.

And by the way, Defamer, thanks for being there for us. Now that there's nothing good on Gawker anymore, we can at least still depend on you to post something worth stealing.

Well, at least she was a French waitress. And he dumped her too.

george clooney to tony bennet:

"By the way," said George, "the rates have gone up, Tony. I'm more expensive now. But I will get you the crystal meth and that massage."

That's definitely from the Facts Of Life era. It was after the fire, and the store re-opened as a chotzke shop. I remember that Edna made a comment on one the albums they were selling; it was Oingo Boingo. Tootie was there.

[Yep, that's the sort of stuff stored in my noodle].

Clooney '87 = Denton '06 + hair plugs