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Sarah Silverman expresses remorse over hurting Paris Hilton's feelings at the MTV Movie Awards, where Hilton was just innocently sneaking in one more chance at free camera time before heading off to jail: "I thought, 'She's got to know there's going to be a joke about her,' so I went for it. But then I looked down and saw a man in her face with a camera. I was there to be funny and I was, but that doesn't mean I can't feel bad about it." We hope Silverman is just setting up Paris for a gag where she shows up at her house with a jail cell made up of penises instead of iron bars. [FemaleFirst]

1:48 PM on Fri Jul 20 2007
By Mark
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nojo at 02:02 PM on 07/20/07
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There's something very, very wrong about this. Unless her classic deadpan-ironic delivery was lost in transcription.
Truculent at 02:04 PM on 07/20/07
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Does Paris, in fact, have the mental capability to process verbal insults hurled at her? I'm thinking the answer is "no" given that no amount of public scorn has not, so far, fazed her in the slightest as she continues her quest to remain the Stupidest Person Who Ever Lived.

Well, next to W anyway
hypebreaker at 02:08 PM on 07/20/07
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Dear Sarah Silverman,

You should NEVER, EVER "feel bad" about making fun of Paris Hilton. As she clearly serves no real, meaningful purpose on this planet, the least she can do to justify her pitiful existence is serve as a human punching bag for comedians everywhere.
Richardson at 02:10 PM on 07/20/07
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Forget Paris. She's an easy target. I like how Sarah has to remind us that she was there to be funny and she WAS funny. Yes, if you think being unafraid to say the word 'vagina' and/or make fun of people with AIDS is funny, then she is hilarious.
Sweet Panda Love at 02:16 PM on 07/20/07
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I didn't think the penis bars joke was even funny. If One Night In Paris proved anything, it's that Paris is a nightmarish narcissistic lay. There are plenty of other ways to mock her - some insatiable need to suck cock is not one of them.
Shumina at 02:37 PM on 07/20/07
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This coming from a gal that'll fuck God in a one night stand (which is pretty damn funny), tell the rape joke to horses until they actually fall over dead, and make with the nasty with the hairy fat bastard that is Kimmel?

Oh please, I'm so not buying her remorse.
Colonel Mustard at 02:43 PM on 07/20/07
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@Shumina: Anyone who would sleep with Kimmel is incapable of processing "shame" anyway.
shutz at 02:56 PM on 07/20/07
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Well, if the bars were made to look like penises, Paris would have gnawed through them and escaped the first day.
raincoaster at 04:17 PM on 07/20/07
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Silverman is totally milking this: the joke wasn't even that funny. Or mean.
Trai_Dep at 05:47 PM on 07/20/07
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Comics. Never. Apologize.

(unless. they're. caught. with. over. one. eight-ball. of. happy. dust.)
NotReadyForPrimeTime at 08:22 AM on 07/21/07
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I don't think Sarah Silverman needs to apologize.

Paris Hilton is totally fair game. I had a smidgen of sympathy for her until she came out with that shit-tastic album. It's like she WANTS to be mocked. She can't sing and everyone knows it.

People who have tons of money and no discernable talent can redeem themselves by doing lots of charity work. Paris so far has not done this, and continues to promote herself.