Defamer
Even Earthly deity Oprah Winfrey, who's able to call up wild winds and volcanic eruptions by merely whispering instructions into her favorite Toywatch thing, isn't so jaded by supernatural acts that she can't be legitimately mindfreaked every now and again:
Watch in amazement as the Most Powerful Woman in the Galaxy is rendered a blinking, stammering fool by the telekinetic theatrics of man-jewelry aficionado Criss Angel! We won't divulge whether or not he successfully homes in on Winfrey's selected figure of 11 (so chosen for the number of times the talk show host could conceivably buy and sell him with the money in her Hermès pocketbook), and let you experience the wonder for yourselves—keeping in mind, of course, that if he were to have gotten it wrong, it could have gone down as the most gleefully awkward expanse of dead-air in the show's history. Enjoy!
- The Oprah Winfrey Show [Oprah.com]
Comments
Amazing. I wonder if the HUGE bluetooth gizmo attached to his right ear may have "aided" him?
Oprah is easily stupefied.
Criss Angel's only talent is being able to spot a gullible rube at 50 paces...
Cris, O, guess who I want to punch more? No, go on. Guess.
Did you see here eyes grow HUUUUGE each time he said 11. Let's invite Oprah to our next big poker game.
who does his hightlights? What number on the box?
That just knocked me right out of my pew.
You get an 11! And you get an 11! Everybody gets an 11!
Color me underwhelmed. (It seems the appropriate time to quote Dr. Phil.)
Dr Who?
@NoGrumpys: I envy your super-hero-like ability to erase that holier-than-thou, self-aggrandising Winfrey Wannabe from your memory. I'm curious, did he grab Robin by the hand and drag her ass out with him?
Galifry FOREVER!!!
Almost as good as the Obama rallies.
is it...11? *eyes wide, eyebrow waggle*
12? *nothing*
She may as well have nodded. OH WAIT SHE DID.
Lawdy Oprah... you're the rube-iest.
I don't get why she freaked out so much when he guessed it. It seriously wasn't that spectacular. "OMG HE TOTALLY GUESSED IT! HOW HOW HOW?!?!"
And I totally want in on that poker game.
Oprah is so much easier to watch via short clips on MAD TV.
Did he get a makeover to soften him? I think he did.
I think she could buy and sell him more like 11,000 times.
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