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Halle Berry's publicist deserves a nice raise; knowing that erasing the public's already fading memory of JewishCousinNoseGate would take nothing more than a plunging neckline and an eager gallery of photographers, he gave the front of her dress a final, downward tug and pushed her in front of the cameras at the London Film Festival, confident that by the end of her interview, the only thing anyone would be thinking about are the exciting ways that motherhood has changed her.
- Halle Berry discusses Calif. fires, pregnancy [LiveVideo]
- Previously: Meet Hillela Bernstein, Halle Berry's Jewish Cousin [Defamer]
Comments
Um, not such good timing for a movie about a fire, is it?
Wow, look at those boobs.
Goddamn.
I think I just turned straight for a minute there.
I can just hear the producer's voice when they flashed her name up over those things. "Get that graphic down NOW!!!"
They were pants. Now they are a tent.
Microphones, or muppet erections?
Wow, that shifted my Santa Ana.
Those boobs are, indeed, raucous.
Hope that baby likes milk!!!
@Greg Johnson: ...and saline...
@DOROTHYMANTOOTH: The Chyron super is of no consequence, if the "Montana Rule" of shot framing is being used (shoot just above the Buttes).
The best part is watching the mic (right side of the screen). It looks like when KIDS IN THE HALL used to do the, "I Crush Your Head!" bit.
The sound guy wants to touch them, but can't seem to fully commit.
Defamer's Halle Berry-pictured post (with cleavage): 13 comments
Jezebel's Halle Berry-pictured post (with fake nose): 129 comments
What gives?
Chicks. The chicks have gone nuts for Jezebel. Defamer Boys need a chick. Fellas, I'm available!
Chicks can't get the high-paying good jobs that keep them too busy to comment. Chained to a desk and underemployed = career commenter. Trust me.
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