Now that you found David from Real World New Orleans, couldn't you at least have asked him to give us a little taste of, "Come On, Be My Baby Tonight"?

woo, woo.

Did I hear that right at the 0:54 mark: "She was so high, she was...coke..."?

@metroville: Hard to say, however, at the 0:45 mark, Mariah Carey just killed herself.

i asked my waitress at my fave w. hollywood breakfast place this morning if she saw the VMAs.

"I watched Britney" she replied.

"What did you think?" I asked.

"I just got really depressed"

For the love of all Hollywood waitresses/actresses/singers everywhere, please get help Britney!!!

I am done with Britney.

Although, if you are a fatty, don't call people smaller than you fat. It only draws attention.

I'm guessing wheaton1006 has yet to graduate from masturbating over the TV Guide... and is only professing a hit move as he has seen her babyfactory several times on the youtubes... therefore making him less gay...

Amazing how the street-pundits suddenly "caught on" to the notion that Spears was basically rendering the same talentless bilge she has always rendered...just chunkier, druggier, and with less verve.

Given this retarded American reaction, I would now have to aver that her performance was positively revelatory.

(Bring on the fragmented Space-Asteroids of Doom. I think we're all just about *done*)

How long have gay Brazilian hot dog vendors been propping up Madonna's career?

ABCNEWS.com commenter wheaton1006

Star Trek's Wil Wheaton? Britney should be so lucky. Actually, her next gig might just be on Hollywood Boulevard, and, again, she should be so lucky if it's at the Hollywood-Highland Center.

Ich don't think so.

@jaded: "Mariah Carey" and what directly followed is where I spit out my enchilada I laughed so hard...

"Madonna is the queen!"

No, sir, YOU are the queen, and we your faithful subjects.