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Defamer Exclusive: JC Chasez And Chace Crawford's Cabana Rendezvous...With Photo!

Chace Crawford, the Gossip Girl star so pretty that one bat of his lashes is enough to instantly knock crowds of his tweenage fanbase clear unconscious, has been linked quite a bit lately to former NSYNC member JC Chasez. Not even a suspiciously timed and worded Page Six item describing the actor as being "surrounded by women" seemed to quell the rumors regarding these frequent bunk buddies. Now, via cameraphone-equipped operative, we bring you this latest addition to the Defamer Citizen Paparazzi files. It's an eyewitness account of what Chase and J.C. (can we just give them a celebrity couple's name already? Chésee it is!) were up to over this unseasonably warm L.A. weekend:

Spotted at the Roosevelt pool, Friday PM:
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3:58 PM on Mon Mar 24 2008
By Seth
44,366 views, 28 comments

Latest by n/a: Who knows what happened in that cabana, I want to know where to get that J-lube sun tan lotion they used. more »

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Charo Thrills A Margarita-Lit Crowd At El Coyote



A quick-thinking Defamer operative frequenting fine local Mexican dining institution El Coyote instantly knew what to do when "coochie coochie"-intoning flamenco guitarist and Surreal Life star Charo thrilled diners by sitting in for an unbilled performance with the house mariachi band: capture it all on shaky cell phone video and send the footage to us (two weeks later, but Charo, like greasy Mexican food and strong margaritas, is timeless) for inclusion in our world class collection of the citizen paparazzi arts. Without further ado, we welcome you to now feast your senses upon the force of nature that is Charo (seen only from the back, but you're just going to have to trust us on this), looking almost as delicious as that opening close-up on a skillet of El Coyote fajitas. Olé! More »

7:39 PM on Mon May 7 2007
By Seth
1,053 views, 2 comments

Latest by Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: Where the hell was I? Nowheresville, that's where I was. Charo is one of my all-time favorites, like ice cream. HEARTS! more »

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Citizen Paparazzi: James Woods Handles His Own Baggage

We at Defamer love little in life more than when one of our readers goes through the trouble of eroding a famous person's privacy in a trivial way by surreptitiously snapping a blurry cameraphone image while they're in the act of doing something utterly mundane. (Stars, after all, are just like Us! Except with millions more dollars and an entire industry dedicated to documenting their every fart.) Our latest citizen paparazzo caught Shark actor James Woods by an LAX baggage claim on Tuesday; sadly, Woods was not accompanied by age-inappropriate snuggle-buddy/niece-like companion Ashley Madison, robbing us of an opportunity to make a gratuitous joke about how he might have patiently explained the difference between this kind of carousel ("I'm sorry, the horsies are never coming around, baby.") and the one in Griffith Park he used to take her to when she was 5. More »

3:53 PM on Fri Jan 5 2007
By Mark
666 views, 4 comments

Latest by bunnyblues: Well, it was about damn time you accepted e.e. cummings as a commenter. more »

mel gibson

Citizen Paparazzi: Mel Gibson Passes By Lobby Crafts Fair Without Incident

A spy just sent us this blurry cameraphone image of embattled Apocalypto director and recovering-anti-Semite-about- town Mel Gibson browsing the crafts table in the lobby of the Santa Monica office building where EMI, FremantleMedia, Lionsgate and other media concerns make their home. We don't know the purpose of Gibson's browsing or if he made any purchases, but it temporarily warms our cold hearts to imagine that he picked up a dreamcatcher to enclose with the considerate note he's planning to send to Michael Richards, hoping that the trinket lets his fellow victim of relentless media persecution know that there's someone out there thinking of him. More »

1:45 PM on Thu Nov 30 2006
By Mark
275 views, 2 comments

Latest by nick_r: Hmmm. Could it be a commemorative pewter fork with a lovely calligraphied tag attached reading "We both know you're right"? more »

joey lawrence

Citizen Paparazzi: Real-Time Stalking Joey Lawrence At The H&M

The Defamer Special Correspondent on the Shopping Habits of Former 'Tiger Beat' Cover Models is on the scene at the new H&M store in the Beverly Center, fearlessly providing us with this blurry cameraphone photo and a real-time report on the whereabouts of off-puttingly smooth-headed Dancing with the Stars also-ran Joey Lawrence. Blackberries our operative as he tries to avoid detection: More »

5:23 PM on Thu Nov 16 2006
By Mark
467 views, 11 comments

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Citizen Paparazzi: Will Ferrell Avoids The Election Day Rush

A Defamer operative eager to celebrate one of Hollywood's highest paid citizens for doing his civic duty submitted this blurry cameraphone photo (always our favorite kind) of Will Ferrell in the act of voting early at the Beverly Hills City Hall last Friday. Unfortunately, however, the spy was too respectful of the sanctity of participatory democracy to further encroach upon the actor's privacy, and failed to position himself in a place where he could snap a picture of Ferrell's actual ballot, robbing us of the knowledge of whether he stood in solidarity with Hollywood peers Brad Pitt and Suri Cruise on their public support of the eventually defeated Prop 87, or if he helped deliver Arnold Schwarzenegger to a second term as Governator.

1:51 PM on Fri Nov 10 2006
By Mark
447 views, 4 comments

Latest by n/a: gwendemarco, you stole my comment. socks and shorts, ewwwwww. more »

katie holmes

Citizen Paparazzi: Katie Holmes Appears In Public! UPDATE


A Defamer operative spotted Katie Holmes on one of her exceedingly rare trips outside the reality-controlled confines of the Cruise compound on Saturday night, and in the process, snapped the post-Miracle-Baby version of a bigfoot photo: More »

5:29 PM on Mon Jun 26 2006
By Mark
880 views, 2 comments