The Humane Society is teasing the imminent release of their investigative report on the pet stores and puppy mills that keep Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and their animal-collecting ilk supplied with a fresh, fashionable accessory-chihuahua each time they stroll down the red carpet for the latest mobile-phone launch.
The teaser trailer the Society posted to its blog is chillingly effective: not only do we expect to be appalled by their trip to one of L.A.'s most popular pet-pushing emporiums, but we're hoping their i-team, disguised as Les Deux patrons in search of a hot after-party, somehow managed to infiltrate Hilton's compound and obtain footage of the walk-in closet where a colony of neglected pups survives on a diet of high-end shoe leather and the contents of discarded water bottles. Stay tuned!
- Puppy Trouble in Tinseltown [Humane Society]









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No doubt animal rights activists are emboldened by their recent celebrity status achieved via the Ellen situation. Fame is a poison...
I normally HATE the animal rights nazis, but in this case they're right.
Will someone please do a nice dance floor mix of that terrifying puppy barking at the end and post the link here?
@metroville: Iggy's message is really getting through.
Those glasses look like she purchased them there at the pet store too.
Those tiny mutants aren't animals: they are knicknacks with teeth, and should be stamped out. By elephants.
Up in Vancouver we've got an epidemic of coyotes snapping the little monsters right off their extendaleashes, like a shark snapping bait off a five-pound line. And what do people do? Buy bigger dogs? Noooooooooo! Buy smaller, more numerous dogs. I think coyotes have some kind of mind-control weapon that works on Yaletowners.
Let take some of these celebutards and LOCK then into the small cages at the doggie breeding farms. That auta sober at least some of them up... or maybe, community service work at the city shelter assisting as the unwanted animals have to be put down.
@MR-BUSY: Montreal did just that. If the pound picked up your un-neutered dog three times, you had to work eight hours helping them put down unwanted pets. They had zero recidivism.
Bring it HERE to LA and to NYC as well. Our shelters are beyond full. Except the "stars" have their housekeepers and assistants do the dirty work for them.
@raincoaster: what a great idea. actually, that is an amazing idea.
Very late to the game, but have to note that the way the celebutard in the still-frame is holding that pedigreed rat, the critter looks like one of those rubber dolls you squeeze to make its eyes and ears bulge out. Heh.
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